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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Thu May 31, 2018 3:48 am

He makes an omelet out of them.


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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Thu May 31, 2018 3:51 am

AAF survives to present day and beyond.

I write a book about a corrupt space company and put it in the weird machine in Gramps' shed which makes the book come true. I sign AAF up for the space journey.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu May 31, 2018 9:45 am

The sun doesn't burn him because he's Above Average.

I take away the A and the F so he's just Average.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby bobschicken » Thu May 31, 2018 7:12 pm

So? although he is now named average, he still is the AAF,


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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Thu May 31, 2018 7:35 pm

The Ultimate Fighter realizes it was never specified how far above average the Above Average Fighter is, and is unable to compete due to his strength being fixed to ultimate.

The Above Average Fighter gets turned into a tasty dessert and eaten.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby Noggy05 » Thu May 31, 2018 11:10 pm

(NO! You spelled dessert right. Time to get creative.)
He is a banana split (your stomach) and that's what he does. He banana splits your stomach.

I give AABSYS (above average banana split your stomach) extreme brainfreeze.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:30 am

Noggy05 wrote:(NO! You spelled dessert right. Time to get creative.)
He is a banana split (your stomach) and that's what he does. He banana splits your stomach.

I give AABSYS (above average banana split your stomach) extreme brainfreeze.

He uses the power to freeze your brain.

I demote the AABSYS to only slightly above average, and tell the UF to kill SAA.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:46 am

Why are we trying to bring UF back? He died with his post.

As a side note, any variations, clones, or anything about the UF will now automatically be anihilated.

The SAA has now become the AAF. Also, he isnt a banana split anymore.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:55 am

JasontheBasin wrote:Why are we trying to bring UF back? He died with his post.

As a side note, any variations, clones, or anything about the UF will now automatically be anihilated.

The SAA has now become the AAF. Also, he isnt a banana split anymore.

yOU DIDN'T TRY TO KILL AAF
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:08 am

The AAF is immune.


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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:20 am

The AAF is immune.

I defeat the AAF with kryptonite, which is his greatest weakness.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:14 pm

No, superman's weakness is kryptonite. AAF's weakness is one I only know

I shout at the AAF "YOU'RE MOM GEY"
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby Raxel920 » Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:09 pm

The AAF shouts back "YOU'RE DAD LESBIEN

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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Mon Jun 18, 2018 5:56 am

AAF says that trump cant fund his wall currently. Trump realizes that, and stops building it for now.



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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:57 am

AAF sadly does not know who that is, so he doesn’t care.

I am so filled with rage because he doesn’t know who Pelo is that I unleash the MIGHTIEST PELO SCREAM
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:06 pm

You scream so loudly that your lungs fall out and you die. The Above Average Fighter does not hear it due to not knowing you screamed.

Due to being the thread creator, I retcon the thread by saying the Above Average Fighter was actually a chicken the whole time and they get roasted before being served at KFC.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:53 pm

He just moves to the other post.

I summon a spambot invasion, resulting in another Forumageddon. His thread gets deleted, resulting in an epic explosion of light as he disintegrates into nothingness. Also the spambots finally gain control of the forum, banning everyone and turning everything into spam.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:44 am

The one post that didn't get deleted was the AAF's original post, thus he bans all the spambots, undoing all the bans, and bringing the posts back.



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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:40 pm

The AAF has a nice sushi dinner.

I create the UF to destroy the AAF because he is superior and I want to call him UF again.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:03 am

AAF and UF fuse, creating AAUF.



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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:31 am

The bubble pops instantly.

I punch the AA out of AAUF, making him weaker. AA can’t exist without his F, so he ceases to exist.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Sun Jun 24, 2018 7:52 am

Due to it being not specified what they are Above Average at, they just become Above Average at everything, making them stronger than ever.

The Above Average becomes so powerful due to ascending above their fighter status that the entire universe teams up to stop them.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby Valeritan » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:06 am

The universe can't stop him because Above Average just snaps his fingers and half of the universe dies, including the UF.

I simply chop off his arms so he isn't able to do much anymore.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Sun Jun 24, 2018 10:05 am

You already died in the SNAP.

Because Above Average is so good, he changes his name to Ultimate Fighter, in honor of his dead friend. Also I trap him in the future.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sun Jun 24, 2018 11:02 am

I activate my Thread Reset Device. The AAF is now back at his state at the start of the thread. We're now back at the start of the thread. Any changes to him such as the part where he became above average at everything is now reset. We're just dealing with the regular AAF.

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