Escape the Prison

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:20 pm

5 seconds later, the guards make new floors out of reinforced steel.

I aquire the infinite destructive power of the 1000 degree knife!
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:25 am

It's so hot you melt when you touch it.


I use the BAN HAMMER to ban the prison guards, then escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Wed Jul 11, 2018 4:18 pm

They use the ANTI-BAN AXE and break the ban. Then they arrest you again.

I use wits and charm to escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:01 pm

Your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. charisma stat is too low, and you fail an important red speech check and get sent back to prison.

I hold the 1000 degree knife... BY THE HANDLE. And then melt everything and everyone and escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:48 pm

SupaGamaBoi wrote:Your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. charisma stat is too low, and you fail an important red speech check and get sent back to prison.

I hold the 1000 degree knife... BY THE HANDLE. And then melt everything and everyone and escape.

You are also part of everything and everyone, so you melt yourself.

I pulverize the prison with [u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]this.[/u]
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby rabbitslime » Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:29 am

Your music causes all the prison guards to dance with you in your cell, there is no way to escape are there are eyes watching.

I poison the cafeteria with my solid waste, wait for the guards to eat the diarrhea infected food and escape the prison.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby NotSadist » Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:59 am

Prison food being as god awful as it is, the guards didn't seem effected even slightly besides rolling their eyes and continuing their meal, which was probably made better in the end. They continued their daily routine on keeping a good eye on you, and then end up having to go eat your own lunch.

My inky persona just slips through the bars, as the guards cant really keep a grip on something thats... liquid.

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:31 am

But guards can dilute liquid, so,
"Yer dead now."

I escape by dancing my way out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby rabbitslime » Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:13 pm

Yeah, you danced your way to agony by wearing a pair of hot iron shoes. All the guards were amused.

In your/my agony, I let out an ear piercing scream, with the guards disoriented and deafened, I plan a stealthy escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:51 pm

You plan, but the plan was not carried out.

I carry out the plan successfully.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:46 am

You dance into another prison.

I escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:40 am

SupaGamaBoi wrote:You dance into another prison.

I escape.

Uh, I never said I danced.

Your argument is invalid.

I escape by taking a rocket and launching myself out, then landing safely in my home.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby rabbitslime » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:50 am

Your rocket happens to be the type that explodes in mid-flight. You fall from a height and reawaken in the prison hospital.

I don't plan an escape, for the hospital is better than the prison. Or do I? I place a decoy once I've recovered an escape the hospital and the decoy.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:01 am

Your decoy is a pillow with a smiley face on it. They’re not stupid.

I escape by escaping.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby rabbitslime » Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:09 am

What kind of escape is that? The guards laugh from the intense stupidity your doing.

I do all sorts of stupid things for my escape, the guards die of laughter as I make a fool of myself as I slowly escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:37 pm

One of them is very serious.

I escape by escaping using an escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:03 am

I stop you by stopping you with a stop. STOP.

I escape by escaping.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:29 pm

Congratulations, you beat the game!

...But you're still in prison.

I escape by turning into water and slipping through the sewers.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby rabbitslime » Fri Jul 20, 2018 3:17 am

The prison guards filter you...

I escape by phasing through matter
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:00 am

The Quantum Slime sues you, and you go back into prison.

I am a good boy and just wait it out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Raxel920 » Sat Jul 21, 2018 12:08 pm

You have a lifetime sentence.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:34 pm

You are wrongly accused of stealing, so you go back into prison.

I wait my sentence out, and it is only a 5 second sentence.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby rabbitslime » Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:41 pm

Your 5 seconds is a misunderstanding, in reality its 5 years, or your quantum slime power accidentally lengthens time.

I escape prison as everything is too slow, a bullet is as fast a turtle, as running prison guard is slower than the growth of tectonic plates and it takes 5 years before the quantum effect wears of... we are now in a prison of time. A cheetah can 'run' like a slug.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby RadSlime3000 » Mon Jul 23, 2018 12:07 pm

unluckily for you, the flash just so happened to be running by the prison noticing you in your prison suit and locking you back in.



i dab so hard, everyone and everything in every prison EXCEPT me turns into a potato, i become immune to being crushed, and i gain the ability to teleport, so i escape the prison via teleportation.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby bobschicken » Mon Jul 23, 2018 2:12 pm

The prison is actually one of those made in prison architect, so the player just boxes you in





I work inside the prison and get a gang, and then call in some of my lackeys outside of the prison to break me out.
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