by CrazeePi » Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:58 pm
((I have no idea what's happening but I guess I'll go with it.))
--A Guard Tower--
"How long until our shift ends?" asked a guard who was leaning against a wall.
"About two hours," said another who was lying on the floor.
"Man, this is boring. Why do they have us stand watch anyway? Nobody tries to invade anyway," said the first guard.
"You know, that's usually what somebody says before somebody invades or something just as terrible happens," said the second guard.
"You know what, you're right. I bet today is going to be a perfectly okay day, nothing bad will ever happen and we won't get invaded," said the first guard before using his binoculars to look out into the distance where he saw a large force in the distance approaching the city, "Well, I guess it actually worked.”
"Who's invading us?" asked the second guard
"You probably won't believe this, but it looks like slime... zombies," said the first guard.
"Really? Let me see," the second guard said before taking the binoculars from the first, and indeed, there were zombie slimes coming towards the city. The guard shouted that day's invasion code word, "TWINKLY TWIRLY TUTU" and soon armed soldiers came out of the city to face the zombie slimes.
--Inside the City--
Knowing that the other guy was of no help, Laz decided to ask somebody else. "Hey you in the robes with the pet bird," shouted Laz to Dumbledore, "Have you seen anybody named 'Topher' lately?"
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