Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Chhedderboy]

Unfortunately, you lose control of these powers like the segments from the justice league cartoon where Superman and accidentally kill everyone you love.

[FlowerButterfly]

Fortunately, you use magic to revive all of the people you accidentally killed.

[jimmyfalom5555546]

unfortunately they only live for a year

[FlowerButterfly]

Fortunately, you discover a "Live for 100 years instead of 1" potion.

[Chhedderboy]

Unfortunately it was poison and makes them mostly dead

[FlowerButterfly]

Fortunately, they recovered completely in only 3 months.

[Chhedderboy]

Unfortunately universe implodes

[FlowerButterfly]

Fortunately, it reforms into a better universe. And you and your family and friends are all there, too, safe and happy.

[Moreminds2005]

Unfortunately, this new universe is very incomplete. We will be back in the present day 13.8 billion years from now.

[FlowerButterfly]

Fortunately, 13.8 billion years pass.

Unfortunately, I post both fortunately and unfortunately in the same post so I can start doing unfortunately.

Also Unfortunately, the Reality Hopping Gang is back to normal and is now chasing you in this universe.

[Chhedderboy]

Fortunately they are a bunch of bumbling idiots who can’t get anything done

[FlowerButterfly]

Unfortunately, they were disguised as police officers so you somehow confused them for police officers. Somehow.

[Chhedderboy]

Fortunately, they begin to think they are police officers and try to bring you to jail but get caught by the actual police for being time bandits and are thrown in jail with you, where you proceed to tunnel out.

[FlowerButterfly]

Unfortunately, they tunnel out with you.

[Moreminds2005]

Fortunately, the Reality Hopping Gang left behind top-secret info about their technology, and learned how to shut it off. They are now stranded in a dimension without the flow of time.

[FlowerButterfly]

Unfortunately, their back up members save them and start chasing you, using a banana as a weapon. No, don't underestimate that banana.