The Above Average Fighter

[CrazeePi]

After the Ultimate Fighter was finally defeated through accidental thread deletion, the Above Average Fighter rose up to take his place (hopefully not forever).

You know the rules.

I punch the Above Average Fighter.

[GoldenLucky99]

The AAF deflects.

I bring the UF back, and the UF kills the AAF, because the UF is more powerful.

[CrazeePi]

The Above Average Fighter deletes the Ultimate Fighter's thread again.

I kick the Above Average Fighter into the sun.

[SupaGamaBoi]

The sun is friends with AAF.

I summon spambots to spam the UF, who all wreck AAF and he can’t delete them because too many spambots.

[CrazeePi]

The sudden influx of new Ultimate Fighters raises the average to ultimate, and since the Above Average Fighter is above average they easily beat up all the Ultimate Fighters.

I turn the Above Average Fighter into the Below Average Fighter and they become unmotivated.

[CrookHookGames]

The AAF travels around the world to find a nation full of motivation so he can get stronger


I burn all of his motivational cat posters

[GoldenLucky99]

The BAF (not the AAF anymore) gets motivational dog posters. He is now the Above Above Average Fighter.

I tell him he failed his test and only got one A and one B, so he is back to the BAF.

[Raxel920]

BAF Stands for Basically An unstoppable Fighter.

I make BAF suffer the worst pain in the world: stubbing their toe.

[CrazeePi]

BAF yells "BAF!" and loses their name before regaining it by slapping you so hard you yell "AAF!"

The Above Average Fighter procrastinates all week before realizing they have work that's due in 5 minutes and if they don't finish it they'll become below average.

[QuantumTangle23]

AAF finishes it with super speed.


AAF must fight every one of UF's versions at once.

[JasontheBasin]

stop trying to bring the uf back he died with his thread


i shake hands with the AAF

[Noggy05]

Every bone in your hand is now crushed.

The spambots spam and AAF is accidentally deleted.

[QuantumTangle23]

Well, that hasn't happened. Yet.


I kick AAF into a pot of soup.

[LuDroidman]

The soup gives him superpowers.

I replode AAF.

[Noggy05]

AAF doesn't know what that means, and doesn't care either.

I implode AAF

[QuantumTangle23]

He survived.


I turn the AAF into cheese.

[CrazeePi]

The Above Average Fighter cuts the cheese.

Please send help.

The Above Average Fighter gets amnesia and doesn't remember how to fight in an above average manner.

[LuDroidman]

He starts traning.
I kick the Training Fighter in the face.

[Noggy05]

Your kick reverses his amnesia and he remembers everything. AAF is back.

AAF stagedives and his fans crush him.

[CrazeePi]

The Above Average Fighter gets out of the pile of fans, saddened by how their fans will never blow again due to breaking upon hitting them.

The Above Average Fighter gets depressed without their above average fan collection.

[QuantumTangle23]

The AAF remembers that he will always be his own fan.



I push the AAF into a pool of sharks.

[JasontheBasin]

they chill


I freeze them. they now truly chill

[GoldenLucky99]

AAF uses fire breathing skills he learned in Arizona to melt the ice, and the sharks attack you.

I take the sharks and train them to kill AAF.

[LuDroidman]

The sharks betray you however, and they become AAF fans.

I plode the AAF.

[JasontheBasin]

what



The eggers attack the AAF