The Fourth Wall: RPG

[GoldenLucky99]

Now, I've never made an RP before, so I don't know how this will go, or if it will be a flop.
This is an RPG where, basically, the characters in this are trying to escape The Creator, which-in this case-is us. They're sick and tired of all the hardships we put them through, and they want to revolt. Basically this is the only RPG where you play both sides.

Now, the rules:
A Weapon: A character can only wield one weapon, and it can not be OP as heck.
An Item: A character can only wield up to 3 items, which can be anything you want, as long as it is not OP.
The character must have at least one strength, and at least one weakness.
Here we go!

Format:

Character Name:
Age:
Gender:
Weapon:
Items:
Looks like:
Strength(s):
Weakness(es):
Likes:
Dislikes:
Lore (how did he/she get here?):
Etc:

[GoldenLucky99]

Mine:

Character Name: Jackson Jackson Jackson (yes, you read that right)
Age: 12
Gender: Boy
Weapon: Dull Butter Knife
Items: Watch that tells the wrong time, journal, and pencil
Looks like: A small, scrawny boy with black hair and brown eyes.
Strength(s): Makes good food and can heal anyone to full strength, as long as they have only one strength.
Weakness(es): Scrawny, and if poisoned, cannot attack or defend.
Likes: FOOOOOOOD
Dislikes: His name
Lore (how did he/she get here?): He was created...and wishes the Creator would stop messing with him...

... or at least give him a buffer body.

[Noggy05]

Character Name: Nimbus
Age: 13
Gender: Male (probably)
Weapon: Lightning Sword (Its name is meant to make up for how bad it is)
Items: Notebook & Pen and a Flashlight
Looks like: A floating black cloak that is filled with shadows and two glowing red eyes
Strength(s): Doesn't have a body (so can be impaled etc.)
Weakness(es): Shadows will leak out if the cloak is damaged, radiation, heat, light.
Likes: Being impaled
Dislikes: Not being able to eat anything apart from souls (souls taste bad)
Lore (how did he/she get here?): Created himself but forgot how to un-create himself
Etc: Can eat souls but hates it.

[QuantumTangle23]

Character Name: Zepherbot
Age: ???
Gender:???
Weapon: Laser gun arm
Items: Electric battery, Shiny crystal, Squeaky toy.
Looks like: A pink slime inside a mech suit.
Strength(s): Extremely strong
Weakness(es): The suit is prone to short circuits when hurt.
Likes: His mech suit.
Dislikes: Not being inside the mech suit.
Lore (how did he/she get here?): One day, he found a mech suit.
Etc: The mech translates Slimese into English, his real body is just the slime.

[TheGreciansHousehold]

Character Name: Alkiiyei
Age: about 2500
Gender: Female
Weapon: Uh... communication?
Items: Rubber duck, coffee
Looks like: A mess.
Strength(s): Highly intelligent; capable of solving puzzles and issues in mere minutes.
Weakness(es): Brain rotted by coffee, Hyperactive due to coffee, probably addicted to coffee.
Likes: Coffee, Oceanus Corporation, Insomnia, Coffee.
Dislikes: 7Zee Corporation, literally any drink other than coffee.
Lore (how did he/she get here?): The living incarnation of the Oceanus Corporation, Alkiiyei tends to appear randomly in stories for no apparent reason - as in this case.

[CrazeePi]

Character Name: "Coolio the Wiz" (or "Coolio the Wizard" for short)
Age: 42
Gender: Unknown
Weapon: Skateboard
Items: Sunglasses, rollerskates, any-color spray can.
Looks like: They wear a bright magenta hoodie, with a bright yellow wizard hat, bright yellow roller skates, bright cyan pants, and bright cyan gloves. They have dark sunglasses with a black bandanna that says "MUSIC BAND" written in flaming white letters over their face.
Strength(s): Will do anything if they think it makes them cool.
Weakness(es): Will do anything if they think it makes them cool, also annoying and kind of stupid.
Likes: Thinking they're cool, Comic Sans MS, poorly designed characters.
Dislikes: Not thinking they're cool.
Lore (how did he/she get here?): They thought it would be cool to randomly appear in this. It isn't.
Etc: This is less the character trying to escape and more the creator struggling to keep them from doing something stupid.

[GoldenLucky99]

Jackson Jackson Jackson (just call him J) woke up in a small hut, wondering, Where am I this time?

[QuantumTangle23]

Zepherbot (Call him Zepher for short) opens the door. A giant wave floods the room.
"Well then, looks like we're at the bottom of the ocean."

[CrazeePi]

So it kind of, just starts? Ok then.

Guess I'll just fiddle my thumbs for a little bit until I find a good moment to bring Coolio the Wiz in, preferably one where they won't immediately do something stupid.

[Noggy05]

The cloak that makes up the majority of Nimbus' body goes limp. "Can we try to find land pleassse?" Says a disembodied voice.

[SlimeCrafter]

Character Name: Hanz Franz
Age: 39
Gender: Male
Species (Added for continuity): Dragon (Yes, there are dragons in the galactic plane)
Weapon: Firebreath and also a lazer bazooka
Items: Nothing (One does not simply prepare for warp-drive malfunction)
Looks like: A bipedal lizard with military armor
Strength(s): Immune to fire; Military officer
Weakness(es): Doesn't believe in magic
Likes: Winning
Dislikes: When winning doesn't mean explosives and hostages
Lore (how did he/she get here?): A malfunctioning warp-drive created a wormhole from the (impossibly) distant galaxy of the Galactic Plane
Etc: Used to be a military officer for the Draconic species.

[SlimeCrafter]

((Considering how all of you just started anyway, I'll just start too.))
Hanz woke up with a voice in the back of his head. He had a vague memory of his warp-drive exploding and being knocked out, but that didn't explain the voice. "Who's there?" he asked.
((Oh hey! I'm the guy who controls your every move.))
Hanz felt chills go down his back.
((I also created your entire galaxy, and everything and everyone you've ever known!))
Hanz felt like throwing up. Then he heard some commotion off to the side.
((Hey Hanz! There's some guys over there! You will go over to them and say hello.))
Hanz tried to resist, but no matter how hard he tried to not walk over there, his legs refused to obey him.

[SlimeCrafter]

((Hmm. Looks like I made a mistake. Oh well, i'll just fix this.))
Hanz was heading toward a small group of people, when he suddenly found himself standing in a hut deep under the ocean with a bunch of strangers. "Okay, does anybody have any idea what the heck is going on?!?"
((I literally just told you. *sigh* The insolence of my own creation...))
There was the voice again... Hanz threw up on the robot.

[Dragonslime]

Character Name: William
Age:18
Gender:male
Weapon:blowdart tube attacted to a t shirt cannon
Items: unlimited blowdart ammo, a rusty spoon, and a watch
Looks like: tall, white, pale blonde hair, skinny
Strength(s): strong grip, creative(just look at his weapon), and a team player
Weakness(es): severly unmotivated
Likes: food, and chilling
Dislikes: work and femnism
Lore (how did he/she get here?): the 7th gm said "hey lets make a charecter and lets screw his life up as much as i can."
Etc:

[Noggy05]

Shadows started leaking from Nimbus' cloak "Help! I'm dying!"
((Walk towards the light Nimbus))
((You won't regret it...))

[GoldenLucky99]

J said, "Dude. You're a shadow. You can't di-" as he shined his flashlight to look at Nimbus.

"Oh. Whoops."

He was happy that Nimbus recovered one day later.

[Dragonslime]

wiiliam is being chased by a wolf william ran away and bumped into nimbus and drops his weapon

[Noggy05]

As we are now one day later, I assume we are out of the water.
The team were sitting around a fireplace they had so cleverly created, sipping coffee (thanks Alkiiyei). Well, most of them, Nimbus was spilling coffee all over his cloak, and Zepher opened up the mech helmet to eat the whole cup, whole! Suddenly, William bumped into Nimbus. "Ssssorry, but it that a wolf chassssing you?" It was.

[QuantumTangle23]

Zepher spills some coffee on his mech.

"ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR"

[SlimeCrafter]

Zepher spills some coffee on his mech.

((Not to mention having Dragon puke all over it too.))
Hanz finds himself questioning reality, as it is suddenly tomorrow, when it was today just a second ago. He drinks the coffee. "Hey, who made this?" he asks. "This is actually better than what we've got at home!"

[GoldenLucky99]

Zepher spills some coffee on his mech.

((Not to mention having Dragon puke all over it too.))
Hanz finds himself questioning reality, as it is suddenly tomorrow, when it was today just a second ago. He drinks the coffee. "Hey, who made this?" he asks. "This is actually better than what we've got at home!"

"Home? What home?" says J as everyone just stares at him weirdly.

"Oh."

"That home."

Everyone is now confused with J as he awkwardly wants to burn in the fire.

"I don't want to talk about it."

[SlimeCrafter]

((I... don't think he knows what home he's talking about.))
"Er, I highly doubt you've been there, as it's illegal for humans to go there..." Hanz says. "You must've been mistaken."
((Hey Hanz! I'm watching a youtube video of a bunch of idioits playing with thumbtacks! Isn't that GREAT?))
"Yeah. Great. Now how the heck am I supposed to get out of this place?"
((You COULD just use the three hundred foot tall ladder I put outside, but I doubt your lungs could take it. Also, I've just revoked the law of physics that allows swimming, so nobody can swim anymore! YAAAAAAAY))

[Noggy05]

"Guysss! You'll never believe what jussst happened! I wasss, er, kind of maybe tasssting your sssoulsss, but I overheard sssomething about a ladder with you Hanzzz, and your lungsss exploding or sssomething, but I don't have lungsss! Look!" Nimbus swiftly undid the folds of his cloak to reveal that he was all shadow, no flesh at all.

Hey, I guess this counts as a power! Nimbus can read minds! Or you could call it soul searching...
I'll just stop.

[SlimeCrafter]

((Whaaaat? You can hear me, strange shadow person? But I didn't make you!))
Hanz looked at the shadow being. "Why don't you try to climb the ladder? You can check for land!"
((Er, as fun as that would be, it says here *sounds of paper rustling* that i'm supposed to prevent you guys from leaving. Sorry about that.))
There was a loud clang outside. Looking out the window that magically appeared, Hanz noticed the previously mentioned 300 foot tall ladder on the ground. "Well. That happened."

[Noggy05]

Nimbus tried to climb the ladder. Ripping sounds cascaded back down, and soon after, a shredded, deflated cloak with faded pink eyes came down too. "Turnsss out you can only make it passst the trap if you have lungsss. But you can only get up the ladder if you don't have lungsss."