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Jerry the Tactus

Postby Randomtangle » Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:16 am

If you don't know, in my Ranch by the plort market, I have a tactus (Pretty sure it means Tactical Cactus.) named Jerry. he is the only friend I have in the Ranch, because the chickens are too busy watching Jeopardy on their TV. Sometimes I take 100 Heart Beets and throw them on Jerry just for fun, and they sit around him and he is squandered in wealth. (I have a HUMONGOUS Heart Beet Farm so don't worry.) Does anyone else do this? Am I all alone? Is Arceus really the first Pokemon? Will anyone awnser my posts? Questions? Answers?
Hello ranchers! I am a rock slime specialist, but my Tactus (his name is Jerry) got a hold of my account. ALL HAIL OGDEN!!! he has got the BEST heart beets!!! Also Jerry is a HACKER!! He steals my plorts!Check out my channel!
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Re: Jerry the Tactus

Postby JasontheBasin » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:46 am

actually tactus is a combination of the words tack (like thumb tack) and cactus. not tactical cactus you dumdum.
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Re: Jerry the Tactus

Postby Noggy05 » Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:53 pm

Tacti scare me when I stumble across them in the dead of night.
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Re: Jerry the Tactus

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Fri Mar 30, 2018 2:28 am

JasontheBasin wrote:actually tactus is a combination of the words tack (like thumb tack) and cactus. not tactical cactus you dumdum.

That's exactly what a tactical cactus would say.
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Re: Jerry the Tactus

Postby Charliethecadet » Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:27 am

TheGreciansHousehold wrote:
JasontheBasin wrote:actually tactus is a combination of the words tack (like thumb tack) and cactus. not tactical cactus you dumdum.

That's exactly what a tactical cactus would say.

That's exactly what another tactical cactus would say.
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Re: Jerry the Tactus

Postby SlimeCrafter » Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:11 pm

*le gasp*
you've just broken the law
by necroing
It's dark in here. Anybody got a flashlight?

Hmm. I wonder if humans are extinct yet?

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Re: Jerry the Tactus

Postby Noggy05 » Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:58 am

SlimeCrafter wrote:*le gasp*
you've just broken the law
by necroing

I suppose that's what another tactical cactus would say.
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Re: Jerry the Tactus

Postby SlimeCrafter » Tue Apr 24, 2018 5:58 pm

*inhales the sun*
you're worse than him
It's dark in here. Anybody got a flashlight?

Hmm. I wonder if humans are extinct yet?

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