Jerry the Tactus

[Randomtangle]

If you don't know, in my Ranch by the plort market, I have a tactus (Pretty sure it means Tactical Cactus.) named Jerry. he is the only friend I have in the Ranch, because the chickens are too busy watching Jeopardy on their TV. Sometimes I take 100 Heart Beets and throw them on Jerry just for fun, and they sit around him and he is squandered in wealth. (I have a HUMONGOUS Heart Beet Farm so don't worry.) Does anyone else do this? Am I all alone? Is Arceus really the first Pokemon? Will anyone awnser my posts? Questions? Answers?

[JasontheBasin]

actually tactus is a combination of the words tack (like thumb tack) and cactus. not tactical cactus you dumdum.

[Noggy05]

Tacti scare me when I stumble across them in the dead of night.

[TheGreciansHousehold]

actually tactus is a combination of the words tack (like thumb tack) and cactus. not tactical cactus you dumdum.

That's exactly what a tactical cactus would say.

[Charliethecadet]

actually tactus is a combination of the words tack (like thumb tack) and cactus. not tactical cactus you dumdum.

That's exactly what a tactical cactus would say.

That's exactly what another tactical cactus would say.

[SlimeCrafter]

*le gasp*
you've just broken the law
by necroing

[Noggy05]

*le gasp*
you've just broken the law
by necroing

I suppose that's what another tactical cactus would say.

[SlimeCrafter]

*inhales the sun*
you're worse than him

[Noggy05]

I suppose that's what another tactical cactus would say.

[SlimeCrafter]

*is a black hole*
dear god
the necroposters are taking over

[Noggy05]

I am so (not) sorry.

I suppose that's what another tactical cactus would say.

[Charliethecadet]

I'm (not) sorry I ever necroed this post in the first place

[Noggy05]

I suppose that's what another tactical cactus would say.

[Randomtangle]

I like taking Randomtangle's plorts! I also like the glass desert! I have hypnotized Randomtangle and subliminally made him add glass desert slimes!

I'm Jerry's cousin!

So that's why!

[Randomtangle]

I suppose that's what another tactical cactus would say.

That's exactly what a tactical cactus would say.