Onyx's Fruits and Veggies: Universe Edition
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 4:39 am
This group of foods has been specifically created to be on a universal level. (One of these I used a wallpaper to make btw) I had already done these before the other requests but I can finally post these now that I am using imgur.
Comet Cabbage
Caption: Quick! Make a wish!
Type: Veggie
Description: Grown from particles of stardust, this veggie orbits planets at speeds of thousands of miles per hour. They can only been seen above the ranch usually only twice a year. And very, very rarely, one might crash down and you could build a magnificent garden of your own, flowing with the misty tails of the comet cabbage.
Pluto Pear
Caption: This fruit is totally a planet.
Type: Fruit
Description: The Pluto Pear just wants to be noticed. Yes it may be a bit small with a bit of a rocky texture, but it guarantees that the flavor of the inner parts of this fruit is out of this world. Or more on the edge of the solar system. If you look closely, you'll see a tiny, rust-colored pear orbiting around this already tiny fruit. And sadly, this one gets even less attention than the one it's orbiting around.
Galactagrapes
Caption: The galaxy is in your hands.
Type: Fruit
Description: Each grape is said to hold a miniature Galaxy. And each of those tiny galaxies have tiny planets, and one of which has a tiny ranch. A tiny ranch with you in it, who is holding a bunch of grapes that are said to hold miniature galaxies. And those galaxies also have tiny planets, and one of them has a tiny ranch. A tiny ranch with you in it, who is holding a bunch of grapes that have miniature galaxies. That you is not looking at the grapes. That you is looking up at the sky, noticing a black hole forming above you. It is forming above you because you have realized the endless paradox that are contained within the grapes. The grapes disappear into nothingness. The black hole expands, engulfing you and everything in existence. There is nothing. But in that nothing, there is a grape. A galactagrape. It contains a galaxy. A galaxy that has stars and planets. One of those planets has a tiny ranch. A ranch with you in it. A you who had never picked up and gazed into the bunch of grapes, and had went to sleep in peace.
Comet Cabbage
Caption: Quick! Make a wish!
Type: Veggie
Description: Grown from particles of stardust, this veggie orbits planets at speeds of thousands of miles per hour. They can only been seen above the ranch usually only twice a year. And very, very rarely, one might crash down and you could build a magnificent garden of your own, flowing with the misty tails of the comet cabbage.
Pluto Pear
Caption: This fruit is totally a planet.
Type: Fruit
Description: The Pluto Pear just wants to be noticed. Yes it may be a bit small with a bit of a rocky texture, but it guarantees that the flavor of the inner parts of this fruit is out of this world. Or more on the edge of the solar system. If you look closely, you'll see a tiny, rust-colored pear orbiting around this already tiny fruit. And sadly, this one gets even less attention than the one it's orbiting around.
Galactagrapes
Caption: The galaxy is in your hands.
Type: Fruit
Description: Each grape is said to hold a miniature Galaxy. And each of those tiny galaxies have tiny planets, and one of which has a tiny ranch. A tiny ranch with you in it, who is holding a bunch of grapes that are said to hold miniature galaxies. And those galaxies also have tiny planets, and one of them has a tiny ranch. A tiny ranch with you in it, who is holding a bunch of grapes that have miniature galaxies. That you is not looking at the grapes. That you is looking up at the sky, noticing a black hole forming above you. It is forming above you because you have realized the endless paradox that are contained within the grapes. The grapes disappear into nothingness. The black hole expands, engulfing you and everything in existence. There is nothing. But in that nothing, there is a grape. A galactagrape. It contains a galaxy. A galaxy that has stars and planets. One of those planets has a tiny ranch. A ranch with you in it. A you who had never picked up and gazed into the bunch of grapes, and had went to sleep in peace.