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Random DLC ideas for steam. (...really random)

PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:56 pm
by Lionmeow
So I was thinking... The DLC for steam that MAY or MAY NOT come out in the future needs to be good.
These are ideas for DLC!
- Occasionally, when you look at the slime sea, you will see a giant puddle slime. If you click 'E' at the puddle slime, you will get on its back. From there, it will then descend back into the ocean, drowning your character. This would be $4.95 to get it. (Giant Puddle Slime DLC)

- You can click a button, and turn into a tarr. From there, you can eat slimes, chickens, rot fruit, and chase a Beatrix NPC. When you're done, just press the button again. It's great for releasing stress!
A $9.99 DLC. (Transform Into A Tarr DLC)

- Don't like anything that ISN'T a cat? Then get this! It will make your experience in Slime Rancher amazing! All the slimes are normal, apart from the fact that they have cat ears, and a cat tail! This would be $2.97. (Cat Slimes DLC)

Re: Random DLC ideas for steam. (...really random)

PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:08 am
by EmeraldPlay
Why would they cost so much? The console DLCs are free.

Re: Random DLC ideas for steam. (...really random)

PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:36 am
by Raxel920
I don’t get it. Why would you pay 5 bucks for an extra way to pass out? 3 bucks to put cat ears on slimes?

Re: Random DLC ideas for steam. (...really random)

PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:14 am
by Lionmeow
...it's kinda just a joke. Random stuff for ridiculous amounts of money.

Re: Random DLC ideas for steam. (...really random)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 6:35 am
by DogeIsCut
Lionmeow wrote:So I was thinking... The DLC for steam that MAY or MAY NOT come out in the future needs to be good.
These are ideas for DLC!
- Occasionally, when you look at the slime sea, you will see a giant puddle slime. If you click 'E' at the puddle slime, you will get on its back. From there, it will then descend back into the ocean, drowning your character. This would be $4.95 to get it. (Giant Puddle Slime DLC)

- You can click a button, and turn into a tarr. From there, you can eat slimes, chickens, rot fruit, and chase a Beatrix NPC. When you're done, just press the button again. It's great for releasing stress!
A $9.99 DLC. (Transform Into A Tarr DLC)

- Don't like anything that ISN'T a cat? Then get this! It will make your experience in Slime Rancher amazing! All the slimes are normal, apart from the fact that they have cat ears, and a cat tail! This would be $2.97. (Cat Slimes DLC)

i wouldnt pay for any of these and would probably quit on the sight of purchases

Re: Random DLC ideas for steam. (...really random)

PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 9:33 am
by Lionmeow
DogeIsCut wrote:
Lionmeow wrote:So I was thinking... The DLC for steam that MAY or MAY NOT come out in the future needs to be good.
These are ideas for DLC!
- Occasionally, when you look at the slime sea, you will see a giant puddle slime. If you click 'E' at the puddle slime, you will get on its back. From there, it will then descend back into the ocean, drowning your character. This would be $4.95 to get it. (Giant Puddle Slime DLC)

- You can click a button, and turn into a tarr. From there, you can eat slimes, chickens, rot fruit, and chase a Beatrix NPC. When you're done, just press the button again. It's great for releasing stress!
A $9.99 DLC. (Transform Into A Tarr DLC)

- Don't like anything that ISN'T a cat? Then get this! It will make your experience in Slime Rancher amazing! All the slimes are normal, apart from the fact that they have cat ears, and a cat tail! This would be $2.97. (Cat Slimes DLC)

i wouldnt pay for any of these and would probably quit on the sight of purchases


Again, this is just a joke.