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How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:07 am
by Lionmeow
How does Beatrix get home after being knocked out?
- Maybe she's a slime and travels through the slime sea before returning home.
- Why are there so many pink slimes? Maybe they carry Beatrix home.
- Puddle slimes anyone? Maybe a giant seafaring puddle slime carries her home.
- Remember the '? slime'? Maybe he makes sure all ranchers are inside while asleep.
- The tarr might not be as evil as we think! Maybe they carry Beatrix home.
- Beatrix may sleepwalk home (somehow).
- Maybe Beatrix is in a video game that sometimes doesn't have the best logic.

This was a list! It was amazing.

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Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 10:42 am
by EmeraldPlay

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 11:27 am
by SiepeK
Every slime on the ranch or everywhere helps her. Every animal, too.

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2018 11:35 am
by Jeb
Or Bea is back on earth, wearing a haptic suit and VR headset (I.E. Ready Player One), and her being knocked out just means she has to sign back in to the ranch (E.G. OASIS) The real Bea isn't even there, and only her avatar is knocked out. Also, magic!

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:46 am
by Lionmeow
Has anybody actually decoded the last part?

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 9:42 am
by Calydor
MAYBE THE WORLD COLLAOSES AND IS REBORN AT THE SAME TIME.

You made two typoes in 'collapses', one for the P that becomes an O and one missing hyphen.

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 4:08 pm
by Lionmeow
Calydor wrote:MAYBE THE WORLD COLLAOSES AND IS REBORN AT THE SAME TIME.

You made two typoes in 'collapses', one for the P that becomes an O and one missing hyphen.


I've always been horrible at that encryption.

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:45 am
by TurtleDuDe48
if you look closely, you can see the man behind all of this was truly:
JOHNNNN CENNAA
Crappy flute music is heard in the background


Ever wondered why we never see what happens? Well, YOU CANT SEE JOHN CENA CAN YOU! "YOU CANT SEE ME." if you see the obvious clues, anyone with a brain can see its john cena who is our true savior.

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 7:53 pm
by Outcheese22
Maybe she has some cool warp tech attached to her that teleports her home once the machine realizes she's knocked out. or maybe the slime sea works as a transportation device for humans too. It just knocks us out as well.

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:33 pm
by GlaciumFracture
A slime based manifestation of the devs appear and drag her back to the ranch.

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 6:14 pm
by Jeaniedw83
I’m assuming that 7z would have drones that pick up ranchers once they are knocked out. Maybe all ranchers have to where a device letting 7z know if they have been knocked out. If they can send a drone to install stuff on your ranch while you are reading a star mail then they can have a med drone pick you up.

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:05 pm
by Frontiermon
What if the reason she only gets home at 6 am after getting knocked out is because its the phospher slimes that carry her home? They are able to spawn anywhere :b

In all honesty, 7z corp probably teleports her home or something, they don't wanna lose the source of their beautiful newbucks.

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 3:03 am
by Purplecharmanderz
Lionmeow wrote:Has anybody actually decoded the last part?

maybe the world collao ses and is reborn at the same time.

Assuming they missed made some errors and I already had to fix it for it to be possible (we don't exactly have a 1519 letter...)

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 6:33 am
by DogeIsCut
Lionmeow wrote:How does Beatrix get home after being knocked out?
- Maybe she's a slime and travels through the slime sea before returning home.
- Why are there so many pink slimes? Maybe they carry Beatrix home.
- Puddle slimes anyone? Maybe a giant seafaring puddle slime carries her home.
- Remember the '? slime'? Maybe he makes sure all ranchers are inside while asleep.
- The tarr might not be as evil as we think! Maybe they carry Beatrix home.
- Beatrix may sleepwalk home (somehow).
- Maybe Beatrix is in a video game that sometimes doesn't have the best logic.

This was a list! It was amazing.

13-1-25-2-5 20-8-5 23-15-18-12-4 3-15-12-12-1-1519-5-19 1-14-4 9-19 18-5-2-15-18-14 1-20 20-8-5 19-1-13-5 20-9-13-5.

i think 7zee's drones take her back home

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2018 11:34 am
by GravityCat
She sleepwalks

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:12 pm
by thefox231
most of these are probably false because of y'know, the fact that you can also be knocked out in the flowing sands at the glass desert. plus, theres some areas in the game that you can get into and be unable to get out of (like in the mountians in the wilds) and you can emergency return, be knocked out and still return home fine

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2018 3:34 pm
by Lionmeow
thefox231 wrote:most of these are probably false because of y'know, the fact that you can also be knocked out in the flowing sands at the glass desert. plus, theres some areas in the game that you can get into and be unable to get out of (like in the mountians in the wilds) and you can emergency return, be knocked out and still return home fine


A: Some of these were false.

B: N E C R O

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:29 am
by Noggy05
Living memes, dead memes and ironic memes unite as one, soaring across the multiweb, past all of the malicious websites, through the firewall AND the meme barrier, creating bursts of colour wherever they go, through space and time, until they reach Monomi Park. They enter the Park and play on the grass for a while. Then they pick digital daisies. Then they get a blanket made of binary, put their doritos and mountain dew on it, and have a picnic. Then Phil Swift comes along and flex tapes the park, making it adhesive, so the memes can climb over the mystic hills of Shrek's swamp, which, by the way, IS in Monomi Park (because it is everywhere and eternal). Shrek yells at them to get out of his swamp, and so they do. They lift off, flying through deep space, lighting stars, until they find the unnamed planet we all know and love as the Far, Far Range. The memes fall into the atmosphere, becoming ablaze, some reaching the ground, others reaching the ground. Some become trapped within the humble fire slime, waiting for its demise, so it can be free. They soar through the winds, becoming the birds of the Far, Far Range. The classic memes' journey ends here. They all contort into what we know as 'gold slimes', waiting beneath the topsoil, for a time when they spring up, attracting the player, and reliving what they did as memes. The other memes, however, locate Beatrix, fly over to her, and lift her gently. They then fly her, with their daintily dank wings, over to her ranch, and into her house, for her to revive. Then they incinerate Rick Astley, but he always comes back.

I literally just though of that off the top of my head.

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:06 pm
by Lionmeow
A: ...alright
B: N N N E E E C C C R R R O O O
okayseriouslystopnecroingthispostpeoplethiswaslikeoneofmyfirstposts

Re: How does Beatrix get home? (after she's knocked out)

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 5:03 am
by Noggy05
OH WOW

I AM INCREIDNSIBLSY SORRY
PLS ME HAS FORVIGESS?????????