What Slime Rancher Foods would taste like in real life

[colinflower]

Hi, I was thinking the other day, "what would SR foods taste like in real life?" so i made this.

I'll go first.


Mint Mango-

I thought this would taste like a nice crispy mango, after you just brushed your teeth

[Xxcookid123xX]

Odd Onion

Try to cut this onion, and you'll cry instantly. The taste also makes you cry, it's like the "odd" stands for onion, hence onion onion.

[asdfghjklinkin]

I bet cuberries and pogofruits would be tasty, especially cuberries. But the idea of a mango tasting minty makes me feel a little sick, honestly. I try not to think about it too much.

[TheGreciansHousehold]

I like to imagine cuberries would taste like the most sugary strawberries ever.

[HappyRainbew]

I've always wanted to try a pogofruit, I think it would be light and sweet, taste like bubblegum and melt in your mouth.

[WOLRUS]

I like mint, and I like mangoes, but one time I ate a peppermint then half a mango, and I puked. :( What is up with honey slimes? Do they ever puke?

[z0mbiesrock]

I've always wanted to try a pogofruit, I think it would be light and sweet, taste like bubblegum and melt in your mouth.

The slimepedia states they taste more like a peach. Firm, but sweet with a tart feel to it. They'd also have spots on the flesh.