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we might have a problem.

Postby thekitkatking » Thu May 18, 2017 2:12 pm

I have reason to believe that my chickens have started a cult underneath my porch.


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look at them


PLOTTING
seriously though, why isn't this game #1 game of the year yet?
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Re: we might have a problem.

Postby SquillionthGamer » Thu May 18, 2017 3:40 pm

a few of my pink Slimes escaped and keep gathering in back of the grotto and are just sitting there making noises

CULTS ARE STARTING EVERYWHERE
BOW DOWN TO OUR PUDDLE SLIME OVERLORDS.
Also, check out BeatrixLeBeau, the person that made my profile pic.

I am impatience personified.
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Re: we might have a problem.

Postby lukepkrees » Fri May 19, 2017 6:11 am

PSJ was right all along! The chickens are evil!
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Re: we might have a problem.

Postby Dragonslime » Fri May 19, 2017 12:21 pm

That one slime on blitzkrigisters ranch in grotto


Cult confirmed

Also the definition for high walls says keeps the chickens in their place and prevents the uprising
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Re: we might have a problem.

Postby thekitkatking » Sat May 20, 2017 6:13 am

they warned us

but we didn't listen

they told us to never turn our backs on chickens

but we did

WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!!!!
seriously though, why isn't this game #1 game of the year yet?
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Re: we might have a problem.

Postby SquillionthGamer » Sat May 20, 2017 8:52 am

This was all my fault. I left the chicken coop alone in the overgrowth. I let the cults form. We're DOOMED now.
BOW DOWN TO OUR PUDDLE SLIME OVERLORDS.
Also, check out BeatrixLeBeau, the person that made my profile pic.

I am impatience personified.
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Re: we might have a problem.

Postby thekitkatking » Sat May 20, 2017 4:10 pm

its okay, its okay.

I think were saf-

OH GOD THEY'RE HERE

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SUPRISE MOTHER CLUCKER.
seriously though, why isn't this game #1 game of the year yet?
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Re: we might have a problem.

Postby Java » Sun May 21, 2017 4:59 am

it's the
illumi-clucky
Look who it is, it's this guy! Golly gosh, what's up?
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Re: we might have a problem.

Postby SquillionthGamer » Sun May 21, 2017 6:36 am

Java wrote:it's the
illumi-clucky

No no no. The Chicken-nati
BOW DOWN TO OUR PUDDLE SLIME OVERLORDS.
Also, check out BeatrixLeBeau, the person that made my profile pic.

I am impatience personified.
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Re: we might have a problem.

Postby Twerps3 » Mon May 22, 2017 3:56 pm

Vote now on your phones!
Illumi-clucky?
Or
Chicken-nati?
OR
CHICKEN OVERLORDS
The phase lemon trees in our universe randomly change to other fruits...
so does the odd onions...
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Re: we might have a problem.

Postby SquillionthGamer » Mon May 22, 2017 5:09 pm

Twerps3 wrote:Vote now on your phones!
Illumi-clucky?
Or
Chicken-nati?
OR
CHICKEN OVERLORDS

I vote CHICKEN OVERLORDS
BOW DOWN TO OUR PUDDLE SLIME OVERLORDS.
Also, check out BeatrixLeBeau, the person that made my profile pic.

I am impatience personified.
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