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All your knowledge of math disappears.

I wish for plus sign.

The + falls on your head.

I wish for Infinite.

The character infinite summons duplicates of you friends to kill you...

I wish for drones to interact with the refinery

They stop interacting with everything else, leaving your ranch abandoned.

I wish for a better keyboard.

Your wish is fulfilled, you have a better (where each key press activates another key) keyboard that confuses the Beatrix as you play the game. She now runs backwards and shoots whatever is in your right most available slot. All slimes you collect eventually gets scatter in front of you if don't keep on collecting other items to distract the rogue vac-gun. (complete irony)

I wish for a slime's hunger to be bottomless, e.g. slime never gets full, thus everything it eats doesn't count on its hunger. (You can feed a slime 10 of its favorite food to get 20 plorts in one go)

They all get agitated and destroy your ranch.

I wish for bold.

Every text you type now permanently becomes bold, everyone now hates you for abuse of the word setting even though you can't turn it off.

I wish to start an evo game based on http://forums.monomipark.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=7974.

You are hated on the forums for making a mimic of an already existing forum game.



I wish for a gold slime.

(I wanted to start chapter 2, or atleast give the evo game design to the creator for him to start it)
The gold slime spawns, sees you and flees... it then runs into a plort, ricochets to the slime sea and a tabby slime picks it up while fleeing from a tarr, plort has been lost.

I wish for a weapon

The weapon is used against you.

I wish rabbitslime's game comes out soon so I can play it.

Your wish is denied, as the game I'm making for the forum is too complex (I have to simplify it first)

I wish for wisdom

You lose all strength and emotions but gain wisdom.

I wish for air.

The air you wished for and breathed happens to be 100% oxygen. You rapidly oxidize and face the consequences of your wish.

I wish for a corral filled with 3 or more types of slimes in the overgrowth...

They become tarr.

I wish for sushi.

GoldenLucky99 wrote:They become tarr.

I wish for sushi.

(That was I was hoping for, to watch all the chaos unfold in the overgrowth before I clean up the mess)
Your sushi that you ate just gave you parasites

I wish a silo filled with gilded gingers

Your ranch gets overflown with gold slimes, and you die of suffocation.

I wish for lol

(That wasn't what I was hoping for, it takes weeks to store 3600 gilded gingers! It will be at day 5000 or something if its not modded)
You die laughing... (reference to Ice age 3)

I wish for a silo filled with kookadobas.

Granted. Soon you get annoyed by the kookadobas filling up your silo, so you give them to Ogden. After he eats them all his true power is revealed. He turns into Super Ogden and obliterates your ranch.

I wish for a single, decently sized, perfectly fresh, not moldy plate of sushi.

It's poisoned.

I wish for platypus.

The platypus attacks you.

I wish that more people would play Causal Mode.

The tarr forces more people to play in casual mode...

I wish for knowledge regarding isometric multi-layers.

Wha-huh?

I wish for lollipop

The lollipop gives you a toothache.

On that matter, I wish for cavity free teeth (that lasts for a decade or two)

You now carry a few beautiful teeth everywhere, but everyone thinks you're a weirdo because why would you have loose teeth in your pocket.

I wish for perfect eyesight.

You now have good eyes, but everyone thinks you're a weirdo because why would you have eyes in your pocket.

I wish for nothing.