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Because of this, you get... a dervish.. slime. That wasn't planned!

I wish to acquire 500,000 Oddish (the pokemon) and 500,000 dervish slimes.

You suffocate in them.

I wish for PARADOX

You are now nonexistent.

I wish for a tool that lets me go to other dimensions.

You visit another dimension and the things you see traumatize you for life.

I wish for a better internet connection in my house.

By means of better, stronger wifi capacity. You neighbors flock in to join with the stronger wifi, with a speed of terabytes instead of gigabytes.

I wish for the power to read and partially control minds, e.g. Westwood's 2001 released game, Yuri's revenge, the villain in the game.

You get the game, not the power.

I wish for $@%45923452$%@#$%@$%23495934 tf@#$R@c4

Your wish happens to be some sort of corruption. Wish denied due to read error.

I wish for global warming.

All the ice bergs and ice caps instantly melt, drowning everyone including you.

I wish for Steam Workshop in Slime Rancher.

It'll be added. In (insert long time here).

I wish that.. that.. THHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA

Your wish is denied for the wish maker does not understand your request.
(that.. that.. THHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA...)

I wish for a itch free body. (No really I feel itchy, just give me something else other than anything that can disturb me. Maybe instead of itches, tiny tarr sticking to me.)

Your wish is granted: tiny tarr make you itch even more, and slowly and painfully eat you like a parasite.

LuDroidman wrote:Your wish is granted: tiny tarr make you itch even more, and slowly and painfully eat you like a parasite.

Where's your wish?
(Someone should post a new wish to be ruined)

Errr, uhhh…

I wish for puddle slimes.

Wish Granted. You've been given 100 puddle slimes, but since you don't have a pond, they all disappear.

I wish For some Newbucks.

You get them through typing ~, then sv_cheats_1, then typing gain_money. Hacker.

I wish for a.. a.. ACHOO!

Bless you.

I wish for dank memes

All dank memes have been automatically deleted from the internet

I wish for tabby slimes to exist (but only in my home)

They now exist in everyone's homes.

I wish that the cultures of the game client and forum known as Steam and all of the other forums to collide, making the best ruin-something-else forum game out there. My crappy introduction of my own type of this forum game quickly overshadowed by the fan favorite called "Ruin-A-Wish 2". I suppose sometimes two almost isolated communites think of the sa- *gets kicked off the chair*

Your wish was unfinished, therefore it does not count.


I wish for the VR playground to be playable on all consoles.

QuantumTangle23 wrote:Your wish was unfinished, therefore it does not count.


I wish for the VR playground to be playable on all consoles.

Sony decides not to support VR on the game because of the third party hardware required to use it. Instead, they bring out their own VR headset a year after the update's introduction which doesn't work properly, and only then do they allow the update.

I wish for a burger right now. I'm kind of hungry.

GravityCat wrote:
Sony decides not to support VR on the game because of the third party hardware required to use it. Instead, they bring out their own VR headset a year after the update's introduction which doesn't work properly, and only then do they allow the update.

I wish for a burger right now. I'm kind of hungry.

The computer that is supposed to deliver a burger to your doorstep misunderstands and now a burglar is breaking into your house.

I wish for slimes to be in my garden.

They escape and ruin the ecosystem.

I wish for...

LuDroidman wrote:They escape and ruin the ecosystem.

I wish for...

The computer responsible of the wish granting cannot understand your wish, and therefor, your shadow explodes.

I wish that I can put a slime onto this dvd, and stick it into this robot.

The robot thinks it's a slime, and it's massive size destroys the city.


I wish for a fire breathing dinosaur to take down the slime robot.

Newton's secret 10th law states that every single atom explodes when someone does that.

I wish for a machine that could make any Pokemon I want real. (e.g. Oddish)