Ruin A Wish 2: The Sequel!

[LuDroidman]

Because of this, you get... a dervish.. slime. That wasn't planned!

I wish to acquire 500,000 Oddish (the pokemon) and 500,000 dervish slimes.

[GoldenLucky99]

You suffocate in them.

I wish for PARADOX

[QuantumTangle23]

You are now nonexistent.

I wish for a tool that lets me go to other dimensions.

[Valeritan]

You visit another dimension and the things you see traumatize you for life.

I wish for a better internet connection in my house.

[rabbitslime]

By means of better, stronger wifi capacity. You neighbors flock in to join with the stronger wifi, with a speed of terabytes instead of gigabytes.

I wish for the power to read and partially control minds, e.g. Westwood's 2001 released game, Yuri's revenge, the villain in the game.

[GoldenLucky99]

You get the game, not the power.

I wish for $@%45923452$%@#$%@$%23495934 tf@#$R@c4

[rabbitslime]

Your wish happens to be some sort of corruption. Wish denied due to read error.

I wish for global warming.

[Raxel920]

All the ice bergs and ice caps instantly melt, drowning everyone including you.

I wish for Steam Workshop in Slime Rancher.

[LuDroidman]

It'll be added. In (insert long time here).

I wish that.. that.. THHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA

[rabbitslime]

Your wish is denied for the wish maker does not understand your request.
(that.. that.. THHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA...)

I wish for a itch free body. (No really I feel itchy, just give me something else other than anything that can disturb me. Maybe instead of itches, tiny tarr sticking to me.)

[LuDroidman]

Your wish is granted: tiny tarr make you itch even more, and slowly and painfully eat you like a parasite.

[rabbitslime]

Your wish is granted: tiny tarr make you itch even more, and slowly and painfully eat you like a parasite.

Where's your wish?
(Someone should post a new wish to be ruined)

[QuantumTangle23]

Errr, uhhh…

I wish for puddle slimes.