The Above Average Fighter

[SlimeCone99]

He closes his eyes

I use the BOOTS OF THE NEVER ENDING FUNGI INFECTIOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!

[GoldenLucky99]

He is immune.

I use the ultra big Bertha that is definitely big enough.

[RadSlime3000]

that's only its name. the "ultra big Bertha that is definitely big enough" it still to small.



i summon a parallel-universe AAF to attack this universes AAF

[GoldenLucky99]

They all turn on you.

I USE MY INVISIBILITY COAT

[LuDroidman]

You posted nothing.

I post nothing.

[GoldenLucky99]

Triple click two lines under "They all turn on you."
You will find something.

I DEEESTROY the AAF.

[LuDroidman]

You are unable to "destroy" AAF.exe and he erases you from existence.

I use jvfjjesnsgnghngabgzhgjox to hzjbnkbvxn the AAF.

[GoldenLucky99]

You die.

I get back into existence and push the AAF out of existence.

[QuantumTangle23]

The AAF does the same thing.


I use a AAF clone, who is equal in size and strength.

[GoldenLucky99]

They both turn on you.

I kill both of them.

[QuantumTangle23]

They both kill you.

I splash water on the AAF clone, making him dissolve.

[Noggy05]

There is still an original.

I use the power of PIRATED MINECRAFT HACKS to stop AAF.

[QuantumTangle23]

Notch comes in and bans you from PVP.

I use the Slime bomb.

[GoldenLucky99]

It explodes on you.

I get another bomb, aim better, and hit AAF with perfect accuracy, killing him.

[LuDroidman]

He teleports away.

I use a thread-buster to delete the AAF.

[GoldenLucky99]

The AAF dominates another thread.

I give AAF pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[QuantumTangle23]

The AAF deflects it onto you.


I use the GOLDeN gorDO OF thiCcNESS on AAF

[GoldenLucky99]

It bursts and splatters gold slimes everywhere.

I use the ultra big Bertha

[SlimeCone99]

Still...too small

I create a Above Above Average Fighter that is stroger then the AAF

[GoldenLucky99]

He turns on you.

I use the big Bertha that is definitely big enough.

[SlimeCone99]

In AAF's universe everything is negative so bigger = smaller

I use the Super Tiny Bertha

[GoldenLucky99]

It’s so big, it crushes you.

If eveything is negative, that means that the Above Average Fighter is actually the Below Average Fighter, so I kill him.

[QuantumTangle23]

The AAF flips it so everything is positive.

I feed the GOLDeN gorDO OF thiCcNESS a GIlDeD GinGEr oF FaTTnESs.

[GoldenLucky99]

The AAF flips it so everything is positive.

I feed the GOLDeN gorDO OF thiCcNESS a GIlDeD GinGEr oF FaTTnESs.

The GIlDeD GinGEr oF FaTTnESs just ends world hunger.

I kill AAF by splapthing him

[LuDroidman]

It missed!

I the AAF.