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Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 3:48 am
by QuantumTangle23
He makes an omelet out of them.


I transport AAF to the past.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 3:51 am
by Noggy05
AAF survives to present day and beyond.

I write a book about a corrupt space company and put it in the weird machine in Gramps' shed which makes the book come true. I sign AAF up for the space journey.
"This is your captain speaking. Our next destination is the sun."

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 9:45 am
by GoldenLucky99
The sun doesn't burn him because he's Above Average.

I take away the A and the F so he's just Average.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 7:12 pm
by bobschicken
So? although he is now named average, he still is the AAF,


As the father of the real Ultimate Fighter, I send the UF against his clone.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 7:35 pm
by CrazeePi
The Ultimate Fighter realizes it was never specified how far above average the Above Average Fighter is, and is unable to compete due to his strength being fixed to ultimate.

The Above Average Fighter gets turned into a tasty dessert and eaten.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 11:10 pm
by Noggy05
(NO! You spelled dessert right. Time to get creative.)
He is a banana split (your stomach) and that's what he does. He banana splits your stomach.

I give AABSYS (above average banana split your stomach) extreme brainfreeze.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:30 am
by GoldenLucky99
Noggy05 wrote:(NO! You spelled dessert right. Time to get creative.)
He is a banana split (your stomach) and that's what he does. He banana splits your stomach.

I give AABSYS (above average banana split your stomach) extreme brainfreeze.

He uses the power to freeze your brain.

I demote the AABSYS to only slightly above average, and tell the UF to kill SAA.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:46 am
by JasontheBasin
Why are we trying to bring UF back? He died with his post.

As a side note, any variations, clones, or anything about the UF will now automatically be anihilated.

The SAA has now become the AAF. Also, he isnt a banana split anymore.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:55 am
by GoldenLucky99
JasontheBasin wrote:Why are we trying to bring UF back? He died with his post.

As a side note, any variations, clones, or anything about the UF will now automatically be anihilated.

The SAA has now become the AAF. Also, he isnt a banana split anymore.

yOU DIDN'T TRY TO KILL AAF
whoops, caps lock on

*ahem*
I kill the AAF by becoming his boss and firing him with real fire.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:08 am
by QuantumTangle23
The AAF is immune.


I send a 3000-pound meteor on him.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:20 am
by GoldenLucky99
The AAF is immune.

I defeat the AAF with kryptonite, which is his greatest weakness.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:14 pm
by JasontheBasin
No, superman's weakness is kryptonite. AAF's weakness is one I only know

I shout at the AAF "YOU'RE MOM GEY"

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:09 pm
by Raxel920
The AAF shouts back "YOU'RE DAD LESBIEN

Trump builds a wall around AAF.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 5:56 am
by JasontheBasin
AAF says that trump cant fund his wall currently. Trump realizes that, and stops building it for now.



SrPelo S L A P S the AAF

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:57 am
by SupaGamaBoi
AAF sadly does not know who that is, so he doesn’t care.

I am so filled with rage because he doesn’t know who Pelo is that I unleash the MIGHTIEST PELO SCREAM

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:06 pm
by CrazeePi
You scream so loudly that your lungs fall out and you die. The Above Average Fighter does not hear it due to not knowing you screamed.

Due to being the thread creator, I retcon the thread by saying the Above Average Fighter was actually a chicken the whole time and they get roasted before being served at KFC.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:53 pm
by SupaGamaBoi
He just moves to the other post.

I summon a spambot invasion, resulting in another Forumageddon. His thread gets deleted, resulting in an epic explosion of light as he disintegrates into nothingness. Also the spambots finally gain control of the forum, banning everyone and turning everything into spam.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:44 am
by QuantumTangle23
The one post that didn't get deleted was the AAF's original post, thus he bans all the spambots, undoing all the bans, and bringing the posts back.



I summon a very annoying octopus to destroy the AAF.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:40 pm
by SupaGamaBoi
The AAF has a nice sushi dinner.

I create the UF to destroy the AAF because he is superior and I want to call him UF again.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:03 am
by QuantumTangle23
AAF and UF fuse, creating AAUF.



I trap AAUF in a bubble.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:31 am
by SupaGamaBoi
The bubble pops instantly.

I punch the AA out of AAUF, making him weaker. AA can’t exist without his F, so he ceases to exist.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 7:52 am
by CrazeePi
Due to it being not specified what they are Above Average at, they just become Above Average at everything, making them stronger than ever.

The Above Average becomes so powerful due to ascending above their fighter status that the entire universe teams up to stop them.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:06 am
by Valeritan
The universe can't stop him because Above Average just snaps his fingers and half of the universe dies, including the UF.

I simply chop off his arms so he isn't able to do much anymore.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 10:05 am
by SupaGamaBoi
You already died in the SNAP.

Because Above Average is so good, he changes his name to Ultimate Fighter, in honor of his dead friend. Also I trap him in the future.

Re: The Above Average Fighter

PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 11:02 am
by JasontheBasin
I activate my Thread Reset Device. The AAF is now back at his state at the start of the thread. We're now back at the start of the thread. Any changes to him such as the part where he became above average at everything is now reset. We're just dealing with the regular AAF.

The eggers attack the AAF