The Above Average Fighter

[Lionmeow]

I slice it in half, unfusing you and AAF.

Lets try this again. I delete everyone's account EXCEPT mine, then bump all the posts around me, crushing the AAF.

[Noggy05]

And you. AAF begins to respawn.

I obstruct AAF's respawn point.

[Lionmeow]

It doesn't have a respawn point. Also you never killed it.

Third times a charm? I delete everyone's account except mine, turn on my ultra strong force field, then bump all the posts around me, fly away quickly in my hovering box, and crush the AAF.

[Noggy05]

Also you never killed it.

(you did that for me)
All the posts you bumped gang up on you because they don't like being bumped. So they're not there to crush the AAF.

I use 'Noggy05's Sword' on the AAF.

[LuDroidman]

The AAF doesn't even notice.

I use spamchat to 7awu4tgyecjaj 35e7jhft x yg52xzjfwm,c4UHWOVGN FUtn the AAF and get banned as a result.

[Noggy05]

OK

I break the AAF's heart.

[LuDroidman]

Literally. But he respawns.

I turn on Hardcore Mode for AAF, then proceed to drown him in lava.

[Lionmeow]

He drinks a fire resistance potion.

I /kill the AAF.

[JasontheBasin]

Sorry sir, you dont have the permission to use commands.



I throw the AAF into the ocean, where he's swarmed by the drowned

[LuDroidman]

But by "turn on Hardcore mode for the AAF and drown him in lava", I did not mean Minecraft, and so that killing attempt is obsolete.

I throw the AAF into Venus. (the planet)

[Lionmeow]

It survives the impact.

I vacuum the AAF up.

[QuantumTangle23]

He busts out.



The moon falls on AAF.

[Noggy05]

After Gru shrunk it. (He may have shrunk the moon a bit too much)

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GRU sent a friend request to AAF.
GRU and AAF are now friends,
so you must now kill them both.

I get the minions to turn on Gru and AAF, and the sheer [this word has been blocked for your safety] of them kills them both.

[CrazeePi]

They kill Gru before the Above Average Fighter cleanses this thread of all that is unholy, causing the minions to disappear from existance.

The Above Average Fighter stands in the middle of a meteor shower.

[QuantumTangle23]

They all miss.



The above average fighter is sucked into a black hole.

[Noggy05]

The AAF becomes spaghettified before he breaks free, and is now really weak, but then his body re-fills so he's just bigger now, the BAAF (Big Above Average Fighter)

I change his name from Big Above Average Fighter to Big Above Rapport Fighter, making him BARF.

[JasontheBasin]

He changes it to BAAF.



I make him not big again. he's now just the AAF

[Noggy05]

Ok but you didn't kill him.

A go into creative mode and /kill him

[JasontheBasin]

You don't have permission to use commands on this server.



hurricane woomy attacks the AAF

[Noggy05]

AAF eats hurricane woomy.

I sit on AAF.

[Lionmeow]

It punches you.

I don't save my changes, having the AAF non recoverable.

[Noggy05]

The AAF existed before your unsaved changes.

I delete all save files.

[Lionmeow]

The AAF isn't in a save file.

I leave the AAF alone.

[Noggy05]

Ummmmmmmmm......... OK!

I delete all save files OF the AAF because he is text in a computer.

[Lionmeow]

He deletes you first.

I stare into the AAFs eyes.