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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby Raxel920 » Tue Jul 31, 2018 9:44 am

AAF pulls out a water gun and blasts them all.

I cover AAF in Poison oak oil (urushiol) and force him to scratch himself to weaken himself.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Wed Aug 01, 2018 10:58 am

He plays with them.

Chuck norris beats AAF up.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby LuDroidman » Wed Aug 01, 2018 7:55 pm

The AAF flees and is currently training to become as strong as Chuck Norris.

I pour a bucket of boiling hot water onto AAF while he's distracted training himself.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby rabbitslime » Wed Aug 01, 2018 8:37 pm

The hot water feels like a sauna to him, strengthening his muscles and anger as he return to beat up chuck norris. Chuck norris walks out with gashes and bruises all over his body.

I transform into a tank sized cockroach and scare the daylights out of him.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:00 am

Unfortunately, he has a nightlight.

I scare the nightlights out of him.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Thu Aug 02, 2018 6:45 pm

The AAF has a job of being the AAF, and is payed $750 per hour being the AAF. He uses his recently earned paycheck to buy a single nightlight, and will buy another if you scare it out of him again. To avoid you stealing his paycheck to prevent him from buying another, he puts his money in his bank account, which was ensured by the government to be un-stealable. Therefore, Your argument is invalid.

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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby rabbitslime » Thu Aug 02, 2018 8:27 pm

JasontheBasin wrote:The AAF has a job of being the AAF, and is payed $750 per hour being the AAF. He uses his recently earned paycheck to buy a single nightlight, and will buy another if you scare it out of him again. To avoid you stealing his paycheck to prevent him from buying another, he puts his money in his bank account, which was ensured by the government to be un-stealable. Therefore, Your argument is invalid.

I shrink the AAF. He is now temporarily tiny for 5 posts. you must make your text size=50 for it to affect the AAF.

Um, what?!?!
Anyways, I beat the AAF by tossing him into the null void with my psychic powers.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby Valeritan » Fri Aug 03, 2018 4:57 am

You don't affect the AAF because according to JasontheBasin your text has to be tiny.

I send my cat to catch and kill the still tiny AAF.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:12 am

AAF still has superhuman strength, so he beats your cat.

I turn AAF into a slug and step on him.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:57 am

You turn the Above Average Fighter into a giant building sized slug who crushes you before turning back into their normal chicken self.

Fighter Reviewers call the Above Average Fighter "the Dark Souls of fighters." The Above Average Fighter is not pleased and goes to beat up the Fighter Reviewers only to find out that they live, breathe, and eat Dark Souls 24/7, and due to the Above Average Fighter being "the Dark Souls of fighters," they easily defeat the Above Average Fighter.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:53 am

But the Reviewers lie. AAF is not really "the Dark Souls of fighters." AAF defeats the critics.

AAF dies.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby Valeritan » Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:55 pm

I start shaking his body violently for hurting my cat, he is angry I woke him up from his eternal sleep and comes after me.

Luckily i knew this would happen so I pull a handle which triggers a trap. Lava comes falling out of the ceiling above the AAF.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby LuDroidman » Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:52 pm

He drowns in the lava... but did that really kill him, or can he respawn?

I investigate whether he's really dead.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:24 am

He's not.

I kill AAF with the DAB
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:19 am

Darryl, the Average Boy does nothing against the AAF.


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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby Valeritan » Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:02 am

The AAF doesn't have time to read al that and just punches you.

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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby RadSlime3000 » Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:33 am

AAF grabs the towel out of your hand and starts spanking you with it.


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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby rabbitslime » Sun Aug 05, 2018 5:02 pm

Your Reality-tearing Turret blasts through him like it was sunlight. He comes out healthier than normal. As if he tanned and absorbed a whole lot of Vitamin D.

I unleashed my flea infested dog at him (exaggeration). He kills it and fleas swarm over his arm then his body. This made him terribly itching and somewhat unresponsive.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby JasontheBasin » Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:04 pm

The AAF gets them off. No fancy explanations



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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:12 am

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAF dies forever.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby rabbitslime » Tue Aug 07, 2018 3:16 am

Too bad he respawns. No point in killing him, as he always come back for a bloody rematch.

I defeat the AAF by sending a psychic to flood his mind with thoughts of world domination. He succumbs and becomes the psychic's minion. He goes out there to conquer the world.

Quick and do something to free the AAF from that deranged psycho lunatic!
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby rabbitslime » Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:36 pm

Since nobody replied,
I defeat the psycho lunatic by throwing a water-expanding pill into his mouth. He swallows it by accident and his body dehydrates as he stomach expands. He is defeated and unconscious.

Meanwhile the AAF still wants destruction and I whack him with a wrecking ball, giving him a taste of destruction. It hits him in the head, snapping him out of his fury.

After this I throw a dynamite stick at him (resume the game pls.)
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby Raxel920 » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:02 am

AAF eats the dynamite.

I suck AAF up with a black hole.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby LuDroidman » Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:23 pm

It's not very effective...

I use Solar Beam on AAF.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby CrazeePi » Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:01 pm

The Above Average Fighter notices you're charging your solar beam unusually slow and punches you into the sun to help.

The Above Average Fighter makes it into Smash Bros, as an ASSIST TROPHY!

(tbh I don't understand why people get so upset about characters being assist trophies.)
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