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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:53 am

That was just a dream you were having when AAF knocked you out.

I wake up, and gain all superpowers of every superhero and use every destructive one on AAF all at once.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby rabbitslime » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:58 am

Despite all this, the AAF survives unscathed, and now he is taunting you.

I do at hit an run tactic by rushing into him at high speeds, kicking him, and using my momentum to bounce back to a far away location. Will he react in time?
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:59 am

Yup.

I gain the power of time itself, rewind it to recreate the UF thread, who, being superior, beats AAF and takes his place.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby rabbitslime » Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:11 am

The AAF, being capable of reading minds, plots and defeats the UF. He read your and the UF's minds.

I beat the AAF by challenging him to read my mind and solve my perplexing problems in my head. He gets a severe headache 5 seconds after doing that.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Wed Jul 18, 2018 7:36 pm

He instantly recovers.

I revive the UF and give him mind reading powers.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:01 am

So?

I tell UF to kill AAF.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:24 pm

The UF disobeys.

I use a bomb.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby rabbitslime » Fri Jul 20, 2018 3:18 am

The bomb sharpenel leaves his face unscathed

I transform into a anti-boitic resistant bacteria and multiply to devour him
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Fri Jul 20, 2018 10:01 am

Anti-boitics cannot kill you, but anti-biotics can.
Mind your typos.

I use an AK-47.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby Raxel920 » Sat Jul 21, 2018 12:03 pm

The bullets bounce off th AAF harmlessly.

I employ Luigi to defeat AAF by doing absolutely nothing.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:33 pm

Absolutely nothing happens.

I DESTROY the AAF.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby RadSlime3000 » Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:42 pm

You destroy the AAF, and the Above Average Fighter comes to murder you for killing his cousin.



i summon ASRIEL DREEMURR to take out Above Average Fighter.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby bobschicken » Mon Jul 23, 2018 2:10 pm

Asriel Dreemurr from when Chara was still alive, AAF breaks his back.





I put the AAF on a non-stop IV bag of Tranquilizer. if you can't beat him, contain him.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Mon Jul 23, 2018 5:05 pm

He cuts the wire transferring the Tranquilizer to his body.

I use a grenade.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby rabbitslime » Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:09 pm

The explosion shrapnel bounce off his face like they were tiny rubber balls.

I have him pick a fight with an endless horde of strong mutants from the game "tiberium alliances". Its going to take a while for him to clear an entire world of those freaks.
RadSlime3000 wrote:You destroy the AAF, and the Above Average Fighter comes to murder you for killing his cousin.

i summon ASRIEL DREEMURR to take out Above Average Fighter.

(he referenced something outside the game, so why can't I)
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:59 am

AAF beats up the mutants.

I summon AAF's alternate universe form, FAA, and tell him to beat up AAF.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby rabbitslime » Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:14 am

(yay, world is free of mutants)
The FAA joins the AAF and prepares to beat you to a pulp

I fling them into each other with telekinesis. They crash into each other at the speed of light. One of them survives, who is it?
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Tue Jul 24, 2018 4:15 pm

AAF. The original. Then he kills you.

I drown the AAF, which is his biggest fear.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby rabbitslime » Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:00 pm

The AAF breaths underwater, he is just afraid of the depths just as can be afraid of heights

I fling him from the depths and into the heights, he now lives in the stratosphere, slowly making his way back to earth. Its going to take a while to fight him, will the AAF do anything to speed his return to the battlefield?
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:10 pm

Yes. Gravity speeds him up, remember? Newton's 2nd law.

AAF dies on impact.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby rabbitslime » Fri Jul 27, 2018 6:56 pm

He doesn't, it just breaks all of his limb's bones. What appears to be fatally injured, he stands in pain.

I fling him into the stratosphere to watch him suffer once more.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:48 am

When he lands, he doesn't die.

I throw him into an incinerator.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby rabbitslime » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:09 pm

He is fireproof...

I throw him into the slime sea... is he too dense?
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:14 pm

no

I falcon punch him.
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Re: The Above Average Fighter

Postby rabbitslime » Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:09 am

You miss, for he flexes his neck faster than you punch

I give him 20 tarr's to play with
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