Martian colony

[CrazeePi]

Dear earthlubbers,

Yarr, I be in agreeance, that does seem to be a bit over the top and a good way to be starting world war 4, and nobody be wanting that.

Erm, I mean, keep firing yer cannons at each other earthlubbers, it be an excellent way to be practicing yer skills for when pirates be coming, not that we'd ever consider that.

Sincerely, the Captain who won't be coming for earth after he destroys yer puny colony.

[TheGreciansHousehold]

You never looked up where Sealand was located? It's a real country, you know. Also, don't mess with the men on the moon.

I know where it's located. Roughs Tower is tiny and far from the coast.

To launch such a devastating attack would result in Spain being accused of severe war crimes and failure to control weaponry. Why not hit Roughs Tower with one missile?

[TheGreciansHousehold]

As SlimeCrafter's post made no logical sense as it would involve Spain evoking a war against itself, it will be annulled. Instead, it will be recorded that Spain launched 2 missiles at HRM Fort Roughs, one of which missed and the other of which struck and destroyed the fort's main aircraft sector, and multiple missiles at the african sealandic military bases of HRM Prince Michael, HRM Grand Liberty, HRM High Crown, HRM Central African Commute and HRM Redwood.

[JasontheBasin]

So...
What just happened?

[TheGreciansHousehold]

So...
What just happened?

SlimeCrafter presented that Spain launched its entire missile array nonchalantly towards Sealand's territories, destroying parts of the UK and Africa. Ignoring the fact that this would be equal to at least 5 Hiroshima Bombings, the strike would result in the Polynational Alliance attacking Spain in self-defense. As of such, the post has been annulled and replaced.

And yes, I am using long words to feel important.

[QuantumTangle23]

As the war has moved away from the colony, it's kinda over.


So now we can finally build that coffee bean farm!

[TheGreciansHousehold]

As the war has moved away from the colony, it's kinda over.
So now we can finally build that coffee bean farm!

The war isn't over, nor is it away from the colony. Please just wait a little.

NEWS FROM U.N.
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The Governor of Manchukuo has declared an interest in establishing independence from the PRC. The subject has gained mention at the Asian Annual Converse, with no obvious conclusion.

[TheGreciansHousehold]

Bump.

[RowletAlex]

New New Zealand sends a request for a biodome where they plan to develop a breed of chicken bigger and juicier than ordinary Terran chickens, specialized for life in low gravity, low oxygen environments, and send 12 of their genetically modified Moa with armored spacesuits to help out with the sealand conflict (the moa make excellent battle mounts in low-gravity environments according to the ambassador of New New Zealand) along with various other normal weaponry. In turn, Defense Post Gamma is constructed near TerraKomm.