Dear earthlubbers,
Yarr, I be in agreeance, that does seem to be a bit over the top and a good way to be starting world war 4, and nobody be wanting that.
Erm, I mean, keep firing yer cannons at each other earthlubbers, it be an excellent way to be practicing yer skills for when pirates be coming, not that we'd ever consider that.
Sincerely, the Captain who won't be coming for earth after he destroys yer puny colony.