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Re: Martian colony

Postby SlimeCrafter » Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:00 pm

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I just realized that you never built the coffee bean farm.
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Re: Martian colony

Postby GlaciumFracture » Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:59 am

SlimeCrafter wrote:One of the two guys Lunar Spain left there is sad. The other guy unfortunately died in the attack. Lunar Spain decides it's too dangerous to leave anybody there until the whole Sealand base thing is solved.

They hold a funeral for the brave man who died, and send get-well-soon cards for anyone who was injured.

They also send a small missile tower and a few ground-to-ground missiles. The tower is smaller than the Finland capacitors. Take that, morons!

Finland decides to take this as a challenge, and sends four extra capacitors, and a railgun.
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Re: Martian colony

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:34 am

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4 finnish capacitors and a spanish missile launcher have been erected at the colony. The spanish coffee farm has arrived in a fancy green plastic package, but its construction has been postponed due to the war. The coffee is being stored in 5 Nitrotanks intended to be used in the Blitzschlag, as the freezer used in the stores is limited to only -50°C due to a breach in its cooling element.

The pride of the Spanish Armada, BER Gran Madre, has been destroyed by the Sealandic Space Force, resulting in 82 deaths. Referendums in Spain have been called to decide whether or not to withdraw from the war; the verdict will be broadcast soon.
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Re: Martian colony

Postby SlimeCrafter » Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:08 pm

Oh, that does it. Sealand just screwed up big time.

Lunar Spain recognizes that attack as a war invitation. They set up their lunar missiles and aim them directly at Sealand. Any threats and... Kaboom. Your move, Sealand.

P.S.: The ones on the far side of the moon are aimed in Mars's general direction, with guidance systems to guide them to Sealand's martian base.

Bam, there's your verdict!
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Re: Martian colony

Postby SlimeCrafter » Tue Mar 27, 2018 7:22 pm

I like how we went from just a simple martian colony to WWIII.
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Re: Martian colony

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:33 am

SlimeCrafter wrote:I like how we went from just a simple martian colony to WWIII.

Seeing as this has only 3 belligerents on one side, I wouldn't call it WWIII.
That comes a little later.
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Re: Martian colony

Postby SlimeCrafter » Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:14 pm

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Re: Martian colony

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:08 am

Repairs to the Caliph module are underway. In the meantime, Defense post Beta is built.
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Re: Martian colony

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:21 am

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Defense Post Beta has been successfully constructed. The U.N. has sent a ING-33 tank to assist in defense, with special thanks to the tank's producer, Nigeria.
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Re: Martian colony

Postby GlaciumFracture » Fri Mar 30, 2018 9:14 am

a small group of colonists send out a rover to look for valuable resources, such as gold, so that they can mine and sell said resources for profit.
the rover has currently been sent south
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Re: Martian colony

Postby Raxel920 » Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:17 am

A small forcefield generator has been sent to the martian colony. This can block incoming low-power projectiles and close range attacks, but repeated attacks can disable it temporarily.
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Re: Martian colony

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:24 am

GlaciumFracture wrote:a small group of colonists send out a rover to look for valuable resources, such as gold, so that they can mine and sell said resources for profit.
the rover has currently been sent south

Who would they trade with, considering the huge war underway?
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Re: Martian colony

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Sat Mar 31, 2018 3:01 am

Raxel920 wrote:A small forcefield generator has been sent to the martian colony. This can block incoming low-power projectiles and close range attacks, but repeated attacks can disable it temporarily.

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Re: Martian colony

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:01 am

A missile launcher is added to the colony.
Also, we finally build the coffee farm.
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Re: Martian colony

Postby JasontheBasin » Sat Mar 31, 2018 11:38 am

QuantumTangle23 wrote:A missile launcher is added to the colony.
Also, we finally build the coffee farm.

ok
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Re: Martian colony

Postby CrazeePi » Sat Mar 31, 2018 11:58 am

A pirate ship lands east of the colony. About 2 giant armored robots and 2 pirates armed with rocket launchers come out. The pirates start firing at Defense Post Alpha from a distance while hiding behind the robots.

The ship doesn't seem to be leaving yet and will most likely send out more pirates.

EDIT: Results of defenses will be posted next action.
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Re: Martian colony

Postby GlaciumFracture » Sat Mar 31, 2018 12:32 pm

TheGreciansHousehold wrote:
GlaciumFracture wrote:a small group of colonists send out a rover to look for valuable resources, such as gold, so that they can mine and sell said resources for profit.
the rover has currently been sent south

Who would they trade with, considering the huge war underway?

they WERE planning on doing some trading with earth, but thst clearly isn't happening until the war is over.
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Re: Martian colony

Postby JasontheBasin » Sat Mar 31, 2018 8:10 pm

the base's missile launcher from spain activates and fires a missile at the pirates outside the pirate ship, the missile decently damaging both robots. The tank from earlier shoots at both robots, Heavily damaging them and basically destroying the rocket launcher pirates behind them.


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Re: Martian colony

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:34 am

NEWS FROM U.N.
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Re: Martian colony

Postby bobschicken » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:48 am

TheGreciansHousehold wrote:NEWS FROM U.N.
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Morse code decoded

ALLIES HAVE CAPTURED CAUCASIAN PROVINCE OF NOKHCHIYCHO-A-DAGESTANSKAYA )CHECHNYA-A-DAGESTAN). NEW BORNU HAS OCCUPIED CAMEROON. NIGERIA HAS RESPONDED STRONGLY.
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Re: Martian colony

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:38 am

Here's a timeline for you all. Will update regularly.
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Re: Martian colony

Postby SlimeCrafter » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:01 pm

Oops.

After an incredibly loud bang, and a shockwave that shook the entire planet, it is revealed that Sealand made it's very last mistake: It launched a missile at the moon. Lunar Spain retaliated, and there's now a sizeable dent in the UK and Africa. Everyone in Sealand is dead, and several million in the UK and Africa are too. Sealand is completely annihilated. Lunar Spain lost millions too; they were unable to stop the Sealandic missile. They have completely backed out of every manner that is not their own, meaning they will no longer play any part in anything ever again.

Meanwhile, a random American teenager decides to take the 'trade rover' for a joyride...
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Re: Martian colony

Postby SlimeCrafter » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:06 pm

P.S.: Please don't use Australia for anything. I have a plan for them.
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Re: Martian colony

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:53 pm

SlimeCrafter wrote:Oops.

After an incredibly loud bang, and a shockwave that shook the entire planet, it is revealed that Sealand made it's very last mistake: It launched a missile at the moon. Lunar Spain retaliated, and there's now a sizeable dent in the UK and Africa. Everyone in Sealand is dead, and several million in the UK and Africa are too. Sealand is completely annihilated. Lunar Spain lost millions too; they were unable to stop the Sealandic missile. They have completely backed out of every manner that is not their own, meaning they will no longer play any part in anything ever again.

Meanwhile, a random American teenager decides to take the 'trade rover' for a joyride...

...that seems over the top.
Why not attack tactical zones like military bases instead of committing a war crime?
Why was the UK damaged?
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Re: Martian colony

Postby SlimeCrafter » Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:09 pm

You never looked up where Sealand was located? It's a real country, you know. Also, don't mess with the men on the moon.
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