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GoldenLucky99 wrote:He realizes you play Xbox and not Nintendo. He throws you back in jail.

"Sigh..." Okay, but...

I escape.

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE TUTORIAL SIMULATION STAGE!
Now go do the real thing, where everyone else has been the entire time.

I make a wish granting robot to help escape the prison.

Wish granted! You help him escape the prison. You get caught, though.

I am the wish granting robot.

Also, I stuffed the Ultimate Fighter into this thread.

In your laws, you cannot grant your own wish, also as the father of the UF I ground him from being in prison.




During work time, I cause a riot to get a distraction to escort a gang out of prison for favors.

bobschicken wrote:In your laws, you cannot grant your own wish, also as the father of the UF I ground him from being in prison.




During work time, I cause a riot to get a distraction to escort a gang out of prison for favors.

Turns out they lied.

While I am fully awake I secretly escape the prison through the tunnel I dug at night and find a rocket ship which helps me and a bunch of people who loves me travel into a planet that humans can live in. They choose me as their leader and we create a new colony. We never build a prison. I live free on this planet until I die which means I successfully escaped.

You die in the prison cell.

I escape and all the guards say, "HOLY CRAP THAT'S JASON BOURNE"

The name's Bond. James Bond.

Bond is only here to pick up his friend, and vanishes without you.



I escape by crawling through the vents.

You forget that every vent is screwed on from the outside, you are now trapped in the vents.

I summon the BEES!

The bees sting you.


I get skinny and slip through the bars.

Your head is still to big to fit through. Also, you're so skinny that you shouldn't exist, and so you die from malnutrition


I SLAP MY WAY OUT OF THE PRISON

INTO ANOTHER PRISON THAT'S WORSE THAN THE FIRST ONE

I summon radbois to kill the guards and I escape without the radbois killing me.

GoldenLucky99 wrote:INTO ANOTHER PRISON THAT'S WORSE THAN THE FIRST ONE

I summon radbois to kill the guards and I escape without the radbois killing me.

Tarr outbreak, your slimes are gone and you are K.O'd by the outbreak you caused.

I summon honeybois to distract the guards while I escape.

The honeyboi attracts a lot of radbois and crystalbois and they kill you.

I play Escape The Prison on my iPad and finish the game.

That was the first level. There are 1,550 levels.

I complete all of the 1,550 levels, beat the game, and be free and never go back to prison ever again.

InterestingKookadoba wrote:That was the first level. There are 1,550 levels.

I complete all of the 1,550 levels, beat the game, and be free and never go back to prison ever again.

you reach level 1549, and your battery runs out. you haven't saved since the tutorial.

I take hunter plorts to become invisible and sneak out.

You escape! But when it wears off, you immediately get sent back...



I use a balloon to float over the walls.

It's a red balloon.

InterestingKookadoba wrote:That was the first level. There are 1,550 levels.

I complete all of the 1,550 levels, beat the game, and be free and never go back to prison ever again.

Erm... Actually, in the real game, there's only one level. You know, escape the prison like stealing the diamond and infiltrating the airship?

I escape by what I just said: I finish the escape the prison game.

The game is one of a huge playlist on autoplay.

I use my E P I Q U E M E I N K R A F T H A C K I N G S K I L L Z to access the prison servers, set off the alarms as a distraction and escape by eating through the bars.

TheGreciansHousehold wrote:The game is one of a huge playlist on autoplay.

I use my E P I Q U E M E I N K R A F T H A C K I N G S K I L L Z to access the prison servers, set off the alarms as a distraction and escape by eating through the bars.

The bars are still made of hot, hot tungsten from the first page of the forum and your stomach burns out. I escape by using psychic powers to bend and break the bars, then force strangle the guards.

SupaGamaBoi wrote:The bars are still made of hot, hot tungsten from the first page of the forum and your stomach burns out. I escape by using psychic powers to bend and break the bars, then force strangle the guards.

This is a "No Fantasy" zone, the psychic powers don't work.
I say that I must go, and that my planet needs me, before dissapearing.

Because no fantasy zone, the guards know what you’re up to.
I use my tool gun and no-clip out the walls.

Your tool gun was confiscated.



I create a robot that breaks me out.

Your robot breaks and breaks you in half instead of breaking you out.

I call the Toppat Clan.

SupaGamaBoi wrote:Your robot breaks and breaks you in half instead of breaking you out.

I call the Toppat Clan.

they are also in prison, a seperate prison mind you, they can't help.

I achive MAXIMUN EDGE

You misspell MAXIMUM and instead you get MAXIMUN EDGE, which does nothing.
I gather a bunch of fresh water then start a Tarr outbreak, distracting the guards while I escape and protect myself with the water.