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Re: Escape the Prison
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Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:31 pm
by QuantumTangle23
Your quantum powers teleport you to nothingness...
It's worse than prison.
I shrink down to fit through the bars.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:18 am
by atit
look at the map
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:33 am
by InterestingKookadoba
I'm confused about reading the last comment
You get get out,but the quantum powers only last for 2 seconds
I use a strength booster to break out of the prison
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:36 am
by GoldenLucky99
SUPER STRENGTH BOOSTER!!!!
WARNING: Side effects: Heart Attack, Coughing, Sneezing, Vomiting, Sweating, Constipation and/or Inflammation and/or death.
Sorry, just read the label.
I escape by escaping.
(Totally uncreative)
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:34 pm
by ILoveTurtles891
you only escaped your prison cell
I was being really bad in prison so I got kicked out
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Wed Jan 17, 2018 5:12 pm
by InterestingKookadoba
To Alcatraz.
I get a treefox to let me get out
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:47 pm
by ILoveTurtles891
treefoxes don't go to prisons
I was good in prison so I stay longer
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:45 am
by atit
pick some hammer and pickaxes!
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:39 am
by GlaciumFracture
ILoveTurtles891 wrote:treefoxes don't go to prisons
I was good in prison so I stay longer
In Alcatraz.
I summon dervishbois to help me escape!
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:48 am
by ILoveTurtles891
the prison has a roof
I get a speaker to blow up the prison so everyone escapes
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:54 am
by GoldenLucky99
The speaker is playing Justin Bieber.
I can't come up with a reason to escape.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:17 am
by GlaciumFracture
GoldenLucky99 wrote:The speaker is playing Justin Bieber.
I can't come up with a reason to escape.
You are sentenced to life in jail.
I tell them "I must go, my planet needs me." and fly off.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sat Jan 20, 2018 6:30 pm
by InterestingKookadoba
You fly into the roof.
I can easily just use godly powers
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sat Jan 20, 2018 6:32 pm
by GoldenLucky99
The guards can also easily just use godly toilet paper that is super godly strong and you get stuck in the godly paper and let out a godly girly scream.
I. DON'T. KNOW. A. REASON. TO. ESCAPE.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sat Jan 20, 2018 6:34 pm
by InterestingKookadoba
You get sent to prison because you used the same post as last time.
I just don't get sent tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttto prison
Re: Escape the Prison
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Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:05 pm
by CrazeePi
I wave to my fellow non-crime committer.
I point out to the police that since they don't want to go to jail, they should get arrested too.
Re: Escape the Prison
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Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:07 am
by GlaciumFracture
CrazeePi wrote:I wave to my fellow non-crime committer.
I point out to the police that since they don't want to go to jail, they should get arrested too.
They remind you that they're doing this to reduce their sentence.
I bend the wall over.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sun Jan 21, 2018 7:26 am
by InterestingKookadoba
Onto yourself.
I just dig up dirt and still squeeze through the human sized window
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:54 pm
by QuantumTangle23
The dirt alarms the guards of your plan.
I have a creeper explode the wall.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:04 pm
by CrazeePi
You're caught in the blast radius.
I become a cop and arrest the next poster to reduce my own sentence.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:38 pm
by GoldenLucky99
You arrest an imposter that is dressed as you.
Level Up! Sentence lengthened to 10000000000 centuries.
I escape by walking out the door and not getting caught, and escaping the prison without any catches and I safely get home without getting caught and I don't go back to prison and I live happily ever after.
THE. END.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:06 pm
by CrazeePi
I come and throw you into jail after you take a nap on your couch.
I consider the amount of people who don't want to go to prison and wonder if that means everyone should go to prison, which makes me wonder why it became a law if so many people are against it.
Oh, and then I go and help stop the next poster from breaking out.
Re: Escape the Prison
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Tue Jan 23, 2018 4:41 pm
by GlaciumFracture
CrazeePi wrote:I come and throw you into jail after you take a nap on your couch.
I consider the amount of people who don't want to go to prison and wonder if that means everyone should go to prison, which makes me wonder why it became a law if so many people are against it.
Oh, and then I go and help stop the next poster from breaking out.
You realise that you are merely helping enforce a prison based oppression system, and only together is it possible to break it.
I put on a crown obtained from a four headed dragon, rip the fabric of spacetime open, and escape to create my own nation on a seperate planet. All while riding a spaceship-pirateship.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Tue Jan 23, 2018 4:44 pm
by QuantumTangle23
Kirby realized that you were the bad guy and throws you back in prison.
Kirby breaks me out.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:13 pm
by GoldenLucky99
He realizes you play Xbox and not Nintendo. He throws you back in jail.
"Sigh..." Okay, but...
I escape.