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The Demoman takes quick care of the Spy, and the EngiWarden fixes the bars.

I use wallhacks.

VAC works for once, and you get banned from existence.

I hax the hot tungsten bars to become air.

VAC works for a second time, and you get banned.

I am banned, so I am out of the prison.

You are in ban prison. Not gud.

I REEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee and the guards throw me into solitary confinement away from the prison above.

Solitary confinement is prison but with solitaire.

I drive a sandwich away from prison.

Heavy employs Scout to get back his sandvich you stole. Once you are thrown back into prison, Scout eats his sandvich in front of Heavy as he has an existential crisis over Scout eating his sandvich.

I..



reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the guard's eardrums off and make a run for it.

you have been in Solitary confinement for so long you think there is guards but there is not so you run in to a wall and die




i play poker with the guards untill i win the prison and because i is so good at poker i win and leave

"I is so good" is "I am very bad" in the guard's language, so they kick you back into your cell, along with a old television, a VHS player, and The Grammar Police Episode 1: Fixing incorrect grammar through overkill means, which ironically seems to be incorrect grammar itself, but more importantly, you never leave.

I transform the law police into the Grammar Police, sending people straight to prison for a small, insignificant typo since 2019.

Sure, they're now grammar police, but that doesn't get you out of the jail cell.


I wait out my time, and waltz out once i'm finally allowed to. I never get into any crimes again, the Grammar Police get demoted back into Law Police, and I get to live the good life.

you have a life sentence.





i would just be kind to the guards until i fake my death and get out of my coffin.

The coffin was in the prison.

The reason I was in the prison was because someone pretended to be me and did a crime. The police realized that, so they set me free and arrested the person who pretended to be me.