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You smack into the wall.

I grab the Infinity Gauntlet and erase the prison from the timeline.

"Instructions unclear: accidentally erased self."

I yeet the fricking prison onto another planet and walk away.

you crush your self under the pressure.




I escape by killing my self and going to heaven where no prisons exist.

You went to hell, the worst prison of all.



I never committed a crime in the first place, so due to all lack of proof of crime and a thousand bucks from my outside family, i am let out of jail.

they stole the money and are in the prison with you.





I tell the Gards the if they let me out I will give them lots of cute cat vids

"Gards" is one of the biggest thugs in the jail, and tries to break out but the Guards stop him.


I am not guilty, and am set out without charges. i do not commit any crimes after i leave, and i have never done any.

you get out but with no food money or job. you become a baker but steal stuff there. now you are a poor outlaw with no food no water no home and you spend the rest of your life thinking about the poor life choices that brought you here.





I go to another dimension.

Soon you are thrown into that dimension's most high-security prison with no chance of escape. The guards won't be persuaded either. Your prison time is until your death sentence.


I become one with the prison and achieve enlightenment.

you get out and don't do crimes but before you were falsely accused you made an agreement with a witch and she tells you that if you do what she asked you will have riches. you say yes. now she tells you to break her friend out of jail and because you can't she sends you to a room with only a tiny bit of light where you can never die so you spend the rest of eternity thinking about the poor life choices that brought you here. (stop making this so hard plz)





I put on a clown costume and scare the guards away

They know you don't have a gun, they send you into solitary confinement until your death sentence.

I use le joshbob121 deleter so he cannot foil my plans now.

The deleter misfires and hits a guard, now your sentence is increased by 10 years.

I destroy the prison by destroying the security and escaping.

There were engineers on hand to build sentries and you have no disguise or sapper to speak of.

I prison, allowing to prison, prisoning myself.

no one understands you so they kill you.




I go thru the vents

They're far too small.

I just win.

But you lose.

I escape by using an Ender Pearl.

u teleport in to a wall.





I do what Gandhi did

The guards beat you up anyway...




I use your beating up as a distraction to escape through the sewers

the rats eat you.





I do the moon walk

You moon walk into the wall, trip, and fall over. Needless to say, the guards are amused.

I employ Gandhi from Sid Meier's Civilization to nuke the prison I'm in.

you die from the nuke.


this is a VR prison so I just leave

You were VR prisoning inside the prison. That gets you nowhere.

I tpyo.

you ty-pout.




I leave

Your cell.

I alt-F4 the prison.

Unfortunately, you realize that the prison is not on a computer, it's real life.

I escape the prison using my magic abilities.