Escape the Prison

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby LuDroidman » Mon Jul 22, 2019 9:02 pm

You smack into the wall.

I grab the Infinity Gauntlet and erase the prison from the timeline.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby RadSlime3000 » Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:00 am

"Instructions unclear: accidentally erased self."

I yeet the fricking prison onto another planet and walk away.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby joshbob121 » Tue Jul 23, 2019 5:26 pm

you crush your self under the pressure.




I escape by killing my self and going to heaven where no prisons exist.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby RadSlime3000 » Tue Jul 23, 2019 8:51 pm

You went to hell, the worst prison of all.



I never committed a crime in the first place, so due to all lack of proof of crime and a thousand bucks from my outside family, i am let out of jail.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby joshbob121 » Wed Jul 24, 2019 4:33 pm

they stole the money and are in the prison with you.





I tell the Gards the if they let me out I will give them lots of cute cat vids
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby RadSlime3000 » Thu Jul 25, 2019 4:11 pm

"Gards" is one of the biggest thugs in the jail, and tries to break out but the Guards stop him.


I am not guilty, and am set out without charges. i do not commit any crimes after i leave, and i have never done any.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby joshbob121 » Thu Jul 25, 2019 5:16 pm

you get out but with no food money or job. you become a baker but steal stuff there. now you are a poor outlaw with no food no water no home and you spend the rest of your life thinking about the poor life choices that brought you here.





I go to another dimension.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby LuDroidman » Thu Jul 25, 2019 5:55 pm

Soon you are thrown into that dimension's most high-security prison with no chance of escape. The guards won't be persuaded either. Your prison time is until your death sentence.


I become one with the prison and achieve enlightenment.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby RadSlime3000 » Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:54 pm

joshbob121 wrote:you get out but with no food money or job. you become a baker but steal stuff there. now you are a poor outlaw with no food no water no home and you spend the rest of your life thinking about the poor life choices that brought you here.

I said i wouldn't commit crimes after leaving, invalidating your counter. you also never put me back in jail, so theres that.

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I am not guilty, and am set out without charges. i do not commit any crimes after i leave, and i have never done any.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby joshbob121 » Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:04 pm

you get out and don't do crimes but before you were falsely accused you made an agreement with a witch and she tells you that if you do what she asked you will have riches. you say yes. now she tells you to break her friend out of jail and because you can't she sends you to a room with only a tiny bit of light where you can never die so you spend the rest of eternity thinking about the poor life choices that brought you here. (stop making this so hard plz)





I put on a clown costume and scare the guards away
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby LuDroidman » Sat Jul 27, 2019 3:02 pm

They know you don't have a gun, they send you into solitary confinement until your death sentence.

I use le joshbob121 deleter so he cannot foil my plans now.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Aug 05, 2019 2:23 pm

The deleter misfires and hits a guard, now your sentence is increased by 10 years.

I destroy the prison by destroying the security and escaping.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby LuDroidman » Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:17 pm

There were engineers on hand to build sentries and you have no disguise or sapper to speak of.

I prison, allowing to prison, prisoning myself.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby joshbob121 » Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:45 pm

no one understands you so they kill you.




I go thru the vents
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby LuDroidman » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:01 pm

They're far too small.

I just win.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:57 pm

But you lose.

I escape by using an Ender Pearl.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby joshbob121 » Sun Aug 11, 2019 5:04 pm

u teleport in to a wall.





I do what Gandhi did
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby BobTheBuilderCARL » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:56 pm

The guards beat you up anyway...




I use your beating up as a distraction to escape through the sewers
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby joshbob121 » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:17 am

the rats eat you.





I do the moon walk
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby LuDroidman » Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:03 pm

You moon walk into the wall, trip, and fall over. Needless to say, the guards are amused.

I employ Gandhi from Sid Meier's Civilization to nuke the prison I'm in.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby joshbob121 » Wed Aug 14, 2019 12:35 pm

you die from the nuke.


this is a VR prison so I just leave
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby LuDroidman » Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:39 pm

You were VR prisoning inside the prison. That gets you nowhere.

I tpyo.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby joshbob121 » Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:22 pm

you ty-pout.




I leave
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby LuDroidman » Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:56 pm

Your cell.

I alt-F4 the prison.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:50 am

Unfortunately, you realize that the prison is not on a computer, it's real life.

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