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Re: Escape the Prison
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Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:05 am
by Noggy05
But you didn't buy any prison that opened BEFORE half a year ago, and you are doing time in one of them.
Speaking of doing time...
I time travel back in time and talk to my past self to not do the thing that got me in prison.
BUT I have a valid time traveller's licence, so it's not illegal.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Tue Nov 20, 2018 7:31 am
by CrazeePi
Time traveling in itself is illegal unless you're the time police, which you're not.
I point out that I didn't buy out any prisons opened before half a year ago because I already bought them all out half a year ago.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:41 pm
by Noggy05
You pay all of your prison fines by selling your prisons, but still can't pay off one of them.
I can, however, pay it off. And I do.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Tue Nov 27, 2018 4:40 pm
by Lionmeow
But actually, you bribed the guards and are now in solitary confinement until further notice.
I escape the prison.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:45 am
by Noggy05
You escape the mini prison inside the big prison.
I pull a Jevil (yay references) so everybody but me is inside one massive cell.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2018 3:55 pm
by Lionmeow
You then realize the world is now spinning (yay references again). This gets you arrested again.
I explode. Then I reform outside my newly blown hole.
Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sun Dec 02, 2018 5:45 pm
by Zeterurl
I am sure it will be on the news after the recent death of one of our brothers.
It was at my prison.
I was one of the 4 who ended up at the hospital.
I am OK.
Just real sore.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sun Dec 02, 2018 5:53 pm
by Lionmeow
But did you escape a prison?
I walked out the front door of my own prison, and drove off.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:00 pm
by Noggy05
But was imprisoned because you ran over a guy. But you also got an achievement: VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER (REFERENCE CITY).
I disappeared, never to be seen again.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:52 pm
by Lionmeow
That's because you went into the deepest level of solitary confinement after trying to escape.
I turn the lights off.
Re: Escape the Prison
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Sat Dec 08, 2018 7:10 am
by QuantumTangle23
The lights are now off.
I sneak out while the lights are off.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:08 pm
by Noggy05
The guards are not actually human, and can see you in the dark.
I unleash WINIE TEH POOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:28 pm
by JasontheBasin
<insert funny failure>
<insert funny success>
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:21 pm
by Noggy05
The funny success was not inserted.
The funny failure was not inserted.
Your post is invalid.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:09 am
by LuDroidman
YOUR post is invalid because you didn't escape the prison.
I use the power of blap to destroy everyone around me.
Re: Escape the Prison
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Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:52 pm
by kamikazedali
the guards call thanos whom is immune to blap, thanos yeets you into a cell
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I download hacks and use /HAKZ and noclip through the walls
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Mon Jul 15, 2019 3:01 pm
by joshbob121
you get banned.
I use a pink slime to eat my way out.
Re: Escape the Prison
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Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:06 pm
by RadSlime3000
you forgot about the anticheat. yes, you got out of prison, but now you're banned from existence, which is worse. oh and you got thrown in hacker jail too.
i am the prison. i am not inside of myself, therefor i am outside the prison.
Re: Escape the Prison
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Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:51 pm
by kamikazedali
if you are the prison you can't move
I plead my ban and smash my toilet into the wall until I break it
Re: Escape the Prison
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Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:32 am
by LuDroidman
However, you fail to realize this wall is immune. If you knew which wall would fall you could have escaped.
I use my explosion ability to destroy the entire prison.
Re: Escape the Prison
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Wed Jul 17, 2019 3:06 am
by joshbob121
you aren't a boom slime.
I use 5 quintillion boom slimes to create the Big Bang making earth and doing what I did in the last post AND ESCAPED TO EARTH AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITHOUT GOING TO PRISON AGAIN!!!!
Re: Escape the Prison
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Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:38 am
by LuDroidman
Those boom slimes only destroyed the planet. Also, I never needed to be a boom slime anyway.
Re: Escape the Prison
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Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:27 pm
by joshbob121
you get back in prison for not escaping
I turn in to a ant and leave
Re: Escape the Prison
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Thu Jul 18, 2019 2:04 pm
by LuDroidman
Someone "accidentally" steps on you.
I leave. That's it. I just leave.
Re: Escape the Prison
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Thu Jul 18, 2019 3:32 pm
by joshbob121
good job!! you made it out of this prison! just so you can be thrown into another one! :)
I turn in to sonic and go "running around at the speed of sound" and out of the prison