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But you didn't buy any prison that opened BEFORE half a year ago, and you are doing time in one of them.

Speaking of doing time...

I time travel back in time and talk to my past self to not do the thing that got me in prison.
BUT I have a valid time traveller's licence, so it's not illegal.

Time traveling in itself is illegal unless you're the time police, which you're not.

I point out that I didn't buy out any prisons opened before half a year ago because I already bought them all out half a year ago.

You pay all of your prison fines by selling your prisons, but still can't pay off one of them.

I can, however, pay it off. And I do.

But actually, you bribed the guards and are now in solitary confinement until further notice.

I escape the prison.

You escape the mini prison inside the big prison.

I pull a Jevil (yay references) so everybody but me is inside one massive cell.

You then realize the world is now spinning (yay references again). This gets you arrested again.

I explode. Then I reform outside my newly blown hole.

I am sure it will be on the news after the recent death of one of our brothers.

It was at my prison.
I was one of the 4 who ended up at the hospital.
I am OK.
Just real sore.

But did you escape a prison?

I walked out the front door of my own prison, and drove off.

But was imprisoned because you ran over a guy. But you also got an achievement: VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER (REFERENCE CITY).

I disappeared, never to be seen again.

That's because you went into the deepest level of solitary confinement after trying to escape.

I turn the lights off.

The lights are now off.



I sneak out while the lights are off.

The guards are not actually human, and can see you in the dark.

I unleash WINIE TEH POOOOOOOOOOOO!

<insert funny failure>



<insert funny success>

The funny success was not inserted.

The funny failure was not inserted.

Your post is invalid.

YOUR post is invalid because you didn't escape the prison.

I use the power of blap to destroy everyone around me.

the guards call thanos whom is immune to blap, thanos yeets you into a cell
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I download hacks and use /HAKZ and noclip through the walls

you get banned.



I use a pink slime to eat my way out.

you forgot about the anticheat. yes, you got out of prison, but now you're banned from existence, which is worse. oh and you got thrown in hacker jail too.



i am the prison. i am not inside of myself, therefor i am outside the prison.

if you are the prison you can't move


I plead my ban and smash my toilet into the wall until I break it

However, you fail to realize this wall is immune. If you knew which wall would fall you could have escaped.


I use my explosion ability to destroy the entire prison.

you aren't a boom slime.




I use 5 quintillion boom slimes to create the Big Bang making earth and doing what I did in the last post AND ESCAPED TO EARTH AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITHOUT GOING TO PRISON AGAIN!!!!

Those boom slimes only destroyed the planet. Also, I never needed to be a boom slime anyway.

you get back in prison for not escaping




I turn in to a ant and leave

Someone "accidentally" steps on you.

I leave. That's it. I just leave.

good job!! you made it out of this prison! just so you can be thrown into another one! :)





I turn in to sonic and go "running around at the speed of sound" and out of the prison