Escape the Prison

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Tue Nov 20, 2018 12:05 am

But you didn't buy any prison that opened BEFORE half a year ago, and you are doing time in one of them.

Speaking of doing time...

I time travel back in time and talk to my past self to not do the thing that got me in prison.
BUT I have a valid time traveller's licence, so it's not illegal.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby CrazeePi » Tue Nov 20, 2018 7:31 am

Time traveling in itself is illegal unless you're the time police, which you're not.

I point out that I didn't buy out any prisons opened before half a year ago because I already bought them all out half a year ago.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:41 pm

You pay all of your prison fines by selling your prisons, but still can't pay off one of them.

I can, however, pay it off. And I do.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Lionmeow » Tue Nov 27, 2018 4:40 pm

But actually, you bribed the guards and are now in solitary confinement until further notice.

I escape the prison.
If you think I am a tabby slime,
You are wrong.
I was eaten by one.
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I can't get out of here...

Although, if I take out enough newbucks, I can fill this Tabby and turn it to a Lucky.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Wed Nov 28, 2018 2:45 am

You escape the mini prison inside the big prison.

I pull a Jevil (yay references) so everybody but me is inside one massive cell.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Lionmeow » Wed Nov 28, 2018 3:55 pm

You then realize the world is now spinning (yay references again). This gets you arrested again.

I explode. Then I reform outside my newly blown hole.
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Escape the Prison

Postby Zeterurl » Sun Dec 02, 2018 5:45 pm

I am sure it will be on the news after the recent death of one of our brothers.

It was at my prison.
I was one of the 4 who ended up at the hospital.
I am OK.
Just real sore.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Lionmeow » Sun Dec 02, 2018 5:53 pm

But did you escape a prison?

I walked out the front door of my own prison, and drove off.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Fri Dec 07, 2018 12:00 pm

But was imprisoned because you ran over a guy. But you also got an achievement: VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER (REFERENCE CITY).

I disappeared, never to be seen again.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Lionmeow » Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:52 pm

That's because you went into the deepest level of solitary confinement after trying to escape.

I turn the lights off.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sat Dec 08, 2018 7:10 am

The lights are now off.



I sneak out while the lights are off.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:08 pm

The guards are not actually human, and can see you in the dark.

I unleash WINIE TEH POOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby JasontheBasin » Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:28 pm

<insert funny failure>



<insert funny success>
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:21 pm

The funny success was not inserted.

The funny failure was not inserted.

Your post is invalid.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby LuDroidman » Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:09 am

YOUR post is invalid because you didn't escape the prison.

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby kamikazedali » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:52 pm

the guards call thanos whom is immune to blap, thanos yeets you into a cell
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby joshbob121 » Mon Jul 15, 2019 3:01 pm

you get banned.



I use a pink slime to eat my way out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby RadSlime3000 » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:06 pm

you forgot about the anticheat. yes, you got out of prison, but now you're banned from existence, which is worse. oh and you got thrown in hacker jail too.



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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby kamikazedali » Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:51 pm

if you are the prison you can't move


I plead my ban and smash my toilet into the wall until I break it
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby LuDroidman » Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:32 am

However, you fail to realize this wall is immune. If you knew which wall would fall you could have escaped.


I use my explosion ability to destroy the entire prison.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby joshbob121 » Wed Jul 17, 2019 3:06 am

you aren't a boom slime.




I use 5 quintillion boom slimes to create the Big Bang making earth and doing what I did in the last post AND ESCAPED TO EARTH AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITHOUT GOING TO PRISON AGAIN!!!!
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby LuDroidman » Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:38 am

Those boom slimes only destroyed the planet. Also, I never needed to be a boom slime anyway.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby joshbob121 » Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:27 pm

you get back in prison for not escaping




I turn in to a ant and leave
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby LuDroidman » Thu Jul 18, 2019 2:04 pm

Someone "accidentally" steps on you.

I leave. That's it. I just leave.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby joshbob121 » Thu Jul 18, 2019 3:32 pm

good job!! you made it out of this prison! just so you can be thrown into another one! :)





I turn in to sonic and go "running around at the speed of sound" and out of the prison
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