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Posted: **Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:29 pm**

You vaporized an important thing in the wall and now the ceiling fell on top of you,breaking the floor and putting you in the cell on the floor under you.

I use a get out of jail free card

Posted: **Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:09 am**

Explanation: It is Monopoly night in the prison, but Monopoly is still just a board game, you get out of jail in Monopoly.

I leave the server.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:10 pm**

You left the minecraft server you were playing on in the prison.

I just use a bomb.

Posted: **Thu Nov 08, 2018 4:56 am**

It explodes, killing you.
BUT WAIT!
You bought life insurance!
You respawn at your death point.

I use Viktor's glitch land to escape.

Posted: **Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:20 pm**

This isn't Slime Rancher, it's real life.
I bump all the posts around me, until they push the walls down.

Posted: **Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:29 am**

Onto you.

I stop playing 'Escape the Prison'

Posted: **Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:19 am**

You can never escape the forums.

I drink my magical water.

Posted: **Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:36 pm**

The magical water kills you.

I just stay in prison for 2 years until I am finally released.

Posted: **Mon Nov 12, 2018 5:40 pm**

To your death sentence.

I press the button that blows up the prison and escape.

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2018 12:06 am**

You blow up too.

I die in order to escape.

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:15 pm**

The afterlife you are now in is basically a prison.

I use the power of spamchat to se4um9mhb, 0oy87wqpubm535789wvz

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:10 pm**

You pressed a button on a phone. All it did was spam your one friend with random nonsensical gibberish.

I fall out of the prison, into a truck full of comfy pillows.

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2018 10:14 pm**

The truck was delivering the comfy pillows to the prison wardens. And now it will deliver you.

I become an evil mailman and 'de-liver' all of the guards.

Posted: **Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:35 pm**

Unexpected guards fall from the ceiling, "de-livering" you.

I change the font size to 100, crushing the prison, but not after making sure I was perfectly safe.

Posted: **Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:02 pm**

You didn't change your font size.

I change the font size to 200, crushing the prison, but not before making sure I was perfectly safe.

Posted: **Thu Nov 15, 2018 2:04 pm**

I fail to change the font size to 400, warping space and time, crushing your font, you, and the prison thanks to gravity.

I change the global font size of everyone to 50, so that no fonts will crush the prison.

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:39 pm**

(you didn't try to escape)
I change it back to 10

I smash a suspiciously LuDroidman shaped battering ram against the prison wall.

Posted: **Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:24 am**

The battering ram explodes with the force of a nuclear weapon, but I was in my bunker.

I snap using the Infinity Gauntlet to destroy half of the prison.

Posted: **Sat Nov 17, 2018 10:06 am**

That was just a weird glove.

My gigantic cat splits this

post in half and I crawl through it.

Posted: **Sat Nov 17, 2018 2:21 pm**

The gap isn't wide enough.
I make the gap small to block the crafty prisoners from escaping, so the warden decides I'm a guard now.

Posted: **Sat Nov 17, 2018 5:04 pm**

You are now guarding the guard dog room, which practically traps you.

I slowly be nice to the guard dogs, till the guards notice, and I become the person who cares for the dogs.

Posted: **Sun Nov 18, 2018 4:58 am**

Turns out they were hungry.

I file my way out.

Posted: **Sun Nov 18, 2018 9:55 pm**

CONGRATULATIONS!
You win! You have successfully escaped the Prison>!.>!.!

Code: Select all: ERROR YOU SHALL NEVER ESCAPE alwayswatching.jpg YOU WILL ROT IN THE PRISON ETERNALLY

I grab my diamond pickaxe and mine the walls and then grief the prison and put diorite on it.

Posted: **Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:39 pm**

An enderman kills you, and you respawn in the prison.

I time travel back in time and talk to my past self to not do the thing that got me in prison.

Posted: **Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:07 pm**

The time police throw you in prison for time traveling.

I buy that prison that just opened half a year ago, buy every prison that's been made since, and then make it illegal to build new prisons.

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