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( Your response to my escape is invalid, because i can teleport, as said in the post)

all of the lackeys are unable to act like normal people, and accidentally tell the guards they're gonna break you out. they get arrested and shoved into the same cell as you.

RadSlime3000 wrote:i dab so hard, everyone and everything in every prison EXCEPT me turns into a potato, i become immune to being crushed, and i gain the ability to teleport, so i escape the prison via teleportation.

They get caught.

I put on explosion-proof armor and blow up the prison.

The explosion puts you in a deep crater with no way out, your explosion proof armor is too heavy to be used to climb, also you can't remove it.

I escape by escaping reality, e.g. becoming insane

Your mind is the new prison.


I time travel to the past to warn my past self not to do the thing that got me in prison.

Too bad in the past, you are just a ghost

I pee on the bars to commence my escape, the guards are bewildered at my stupidity

I just open the console command using the tool I manage to sneak in and type the command "/tp {Nearest entity} ~0 ~34 ~0" to teleport myself to on top of the prison!

However I don't know how to "SAVE" using the console command.
(And even them, it only teleported myself, not the tool)

So, you got yourself trapped on the roof.

I escape Alcatraz, Frank Morris-style.

You aren’t in Alcatraz, so you’re just pretending to escape.

I pretend to have a medical emergency, so they take me to the hospital ward and I steal an outfit and sneak out when they aren’t looking.

You get put in quarantine, where every other sick guy infects you.

I escape by dancing.

You dance your way into a wall, crashing into it and collapsing, the guards are amused.

I escape by bending space, and warping the zerg swarm to my location. The guards get slaughtered as a zerg army eradicates the prison staff and prisoners. I escape in the belly of an ultralisk who read my mind that I wanted to be swallowed whole.

He doesn't let you out.

I escape by escaping.

Escaping madness. But you're still in the prison.

I literally just summon the Fortnite gods and oof all the guards and I escape the prison with no harm or pain in the rest of my life.

Welcome back.
You haven't been on in, like, 8 months.
Glad you're still alive.

*ahem*
But you have pain in the afterlife.

I escape by dabbing my way out.

The guards dab even harder so you have to admit your defeat.

I show everyone my dominance by T-posing and I'm now king of the prison.

The guards Y-pose and defeat you.

I escape by eating burgers.

You get so fat you can't even get out of your cell.

I escape by learning magic like Dr Strange and making a portal to my home.

Dormamu kills you.

I harness the Infinity Stones and get out safely.

You harness them the wrong way, now there is nothing but prisons.

Because there is nothing but prison, there is not point in trying to escape.

Oh no you broke the game.

I steal the timestone from GoldenLucky99 and reverse time so the world is back to normal.

I escape by dressing up as a guard and just walking out.

Even the guards themselves have checkpoints, you fail somewhere halfway in your escape.

I escape by shrinking and turning invisible. I'm an invisible dwarf that escapes the prison unnoticed. I leave a stuffed realistic dummy behind in my cell to fool the guards. How does one catch something invisible?

By accidentally stepping on it.

I escape with a crowbar and a hammer.


Somehow.

You managed to make a dent in the wall, as its made out of a 3 feet thick brick wall. Its not going to happen in your life time.

I escape by literally exploding, killing all guards in a 10 feet blast radius. I re-spawn somewhere inside the prison. Maybe in the cafeteria.

Unfortunately, you destroyed the foundation of the prison, which was built over lava. Whenever you respawn you fall into lava and die instantly.

I become a Quantum some and phase out of the prison.

TARR.



I use a teleporter to teleport to pluto.

You suffocate and freeze to death.

I vaporize the wall of my cell.