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5 seconds later, the guards make new floors out of reinforced steel.

I aquire the infinite destructive power of the 1000 degree knife!

It's so hot you melt when you touch it.


I use the BAN HAMMER to ban the prison guards, then escape.

They use the ANTI-BAN AXE and break the ban. Then they arrest you again.

I use wits and charm to escape.

Your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. charisma stat is too low, and you fail an important red speech check and get sent back to prison.

I hold the 1000 degree knife... BY THE HANDLE. And then melt everything and everyone and escape.

SupaGamaBoi wrote:Your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. charisma stat is too low, and you fail an important red speech check and get sent back to prison.

I hold the 1000 degree knife... BY THE HANDLE. And then melt everything and everyone and escape.

You are also part of everything and everyone, so you melt yourself.

I pulverize the prison with [u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]this.[/u]

Your music causes all the prison guards to dance with you in your cell, there is no way to escape are there are eyes watching.

I poison the cafeteria with my solid waste, wait for the guards to eat the diarrhea infected food and escape the prison.

But guards can dilute liquid, so,
"Yer dead now."

I escape by dancing my way out.

Yeah, you danced your way to agony by wearing a pair of hot iron shoes. All the guards were amused.

In your/my agony, I let out an ear piercing scream, with the guards disoriented and deafened, I plan a stealthy escape.

You plan, but the plan was not carried out.

I carry out the plan successfully.

You dance into another prison.

I escape.

SupaGamaBoi wrote:You dance into another prison.

I escape.

Uh, I never said I danced.

Your argument is invalid.

I escape by taking a rocket and launching myself out, then landing safely in my home.

Your rocket happens to be the type that explodes in mid-flight. You fall from a height and reawaken in the prison hospital.

I don't plan an escape, for the hospital is better than the prison. Or do I? I place a decoy once I've recovered an escape the hospital and the decoy.

Your decoy is a pillow with a smiley face on it. They’re not stupid.

I escape by escaping.

What kind of escape is that? The guards laugh from the intense stupidity your doing.

I do all sorts of stupid things for my escape, the guards die of laughter as I make a fool of myself as I slowly escape.

One of them is very serious.

I escape by escaping using an escape.

I stop you by stopping you with a stop. STOP.

I escape by escaping.

Congratulations, you beat the game!

...But you're still in prison.

I escape by turning into water and slipping through the sewers.

The prison guards filter you...

I escape by phasing through matter

The Quantum Slime sues you, and you go back into prison.

I am a good boy and just wait it out.

You have a lifetime sentence.
I die and get reincarnated as an innocent person.

You are wrongly accused of stealing, so you go back into prison.

I wait my sentence out, and it is only a 5 second sentence.

Your 5 seconds is a misunderstanding, in reality its 5 years, or your quantum slime power accidentally lengthens time.

I escape prison as everything is too slow, a bullet is as fast a turtle, as running prison guard is slower than the growth of tectonic plates and it takes 5 years before the quantum effect wears of... we are now in a prison of time. A cheetah can 'run' like a slug.

unluckily for you, the flash just so happened to be running by the prison noticing you in your prison suit and locking you back in.



i dab so hard, everyone and everything in every prison EXCEPT me turns into a potato, i become immune to being crushed, and i gain the ability to teleport, so i escape the prison via teleportation.

The prison is actually one of those made in prison architect, so the player just boxes you in





I work inside the prison and get a gang, and then call in some of my lackeys outside of the prison to break me out.