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Re: Escape the Prison
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Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:33 pm
by ILoveTurtles891
im confused now after reading the post behind me
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:01 pm
by QuantumTangle23
Uhhhhh.....
No one noticed the distraction, but they did notice you making your escape.
I call a friend to bail me out.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:10 pm
by ILoveTurtles891
your friend is in a prison in China
I get a chainsaw and kill all the guards and people escape AND GIVE ME ALL THE FAME, GLORY, AND MONEY!!!!!!!!!
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:54 pm
by InterestingKookadoba
All the money is fake, with the qualities of life you have, and you get fame of being still stuck in the prison.
I call for food,punch the guards who served the food and run away
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:34 pm
by QuantumTangle23
You ran. But there is a wall in your way.
I set a bomb to explode.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:52 pm
by ILoveTurtles891
the bomb was molecular
I SUCCEEDED TO ESCAPE AND KILLED MYSELF SO THE GUARDS WOULD NOT GET ME AND I CANNOT GET REINCARNATED
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:58 pm
by InterestingKookadoba
You were dreaming
I blast myself out
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:04 pm
by ILoveTurtles891
the prison had a roof
I set a fire to the prison and all the guards died
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:31 pm
by GoldenLucky99
You burn up too.
I don't escape.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:41 am
by GlaciumFracture
your tricks will not work on me! now you shall stay put as you say!
I shoot a portal at the moon.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:31 am
by QuantumTangle23
ok.
I use hacks to delete all the prisons in the world, thus i cant go to them.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:09 pm
by ILoveTurtles891
hacks are not used for real life stuff
I don't do anything bad so I don't go prison and I never will
Re: Escape the Prison
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Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:05 pm
by GoldenLucky99
You say that while being dragged off by cops because of robbing a bank.
I show the guards forum games, distracting them, and I escape.
Re: Escape the Prison
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Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:57 pm
by TurtleDuDe48
turns out the prison was located in uganda, and you were swarmed by a colony of Ugandan knuckles screaming "SPIT ON HIM, HE IS THE FALSE QUEEN, SHOW US DE WAE, HE DOES NOT KNOW THE WAY OF EBOLA, SHOW HIM THE DEVIL"
the prison found your unconscious spit coated body days later, and returned you to prison.
i throw dank memes everywhere. distracting the guards
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:19 am
by GlaciumFracture
TurtleDuDe48 wrote:turns out the prison was located in uganda, and you were swarmed by a colony of Ugandan knuckles screaming "SPIT ON HIM, HE IS THE FALSE QUEEN, SHOW US DE WAE, HE DOES NOT KNOW THE WAY OF EBOLA, SHOW HIM THE DEVIL"
the prison found your unconscious spit coated body days later, and returned you to prison.
i throw dank memes everywhere. distracting the guards
You grab the wae, throw the wae, and wake up 2 weeks later, being the only survivor of a explosion that destroyed the showers.
I remind myself that I was lucky to be away then, and make my escape with my new cloaking device!
Re: Escape the Prison
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Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:45 am
by GoldenLucky99
wat
(I'm confused now)
I escape by grabbing Kookadoba and bashing him into the bars, and he escapes, but not me. (I'm doing this so that if Kookadoba tries commenting again, he'd be saying how he couldn't escape.)
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 4:29 pm
by CrazeePi
They suffer a concussion from you bashing them and have dreams of escaping.
I be a good little boy so that I'm not sent to prison in the first place.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 4:52 pm
by GlaciumFracture
CrazeePi wrote:They suffer a concussion from you bashing them and have dreams of escaping.
I be a good little boy so that I'm not sent to prison in the first place.
your crime is not wanting to be imprisoned.
I continue using my cloaking device to escape!, it's not like anyone could see me or my text, right?(Lucky, triple click below the wae if you're confused, you'll understand when you do, also my plan is currently above me)
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:32 pm
by CrazeePi
You realize you were using the wrong color and the guards spot you.
I ask the officers trying to arrest me if they don't want to be imprisoned.
Re: Escape the Prison
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Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:57 am
by QuantumTangle23
They don't, but you get arrested.
I disguise myself as a citizen and walk out.
Re: Escape the Prison
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Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:51 am
by GlaciumFracture
QuantumTangle23 wrote:They don't, but you get arrested.
I disguise myself as a citizen and walk out.
citizen clothing contains contraband materials, the dogs catch you.
I disguise as a pinkboi.
Re: Escape the Prison
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Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:33 am
by GoldenLucky99
You accidentally disguise yourself as a greenboi.
I am actually a pinkboi.
Re: Escape the Prison
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Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:49 am
by GlaciumFracture
GoldenLucky99 wrote:You accidentally disguise yourself as a greenboi.
I am actually a pinkboi.
TARR.
I throw the UF into this thread.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:34 am
by QuantumTangle23
The UF throws himself back into his own thread.
I teleport out.
Re: Escape the Prison
Posted:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:16 pm
by GlaciumFracture
QuantumTangle23 wrote:The UF throws himself back into his own thread.
I teleport out.
You teleport into a police van, returning another escapee to the prison, and now you with him.
I become a quantumboi and do quantum things to escape.