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Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:33 pm
by Noggy05
YOU GET PUT BACK IN PRISON.

I use Sburb to make a hole in the wall to my freedom.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:51 am
by GoldenLucky99
YOU BET PUT BACK IN PRISON.

I use autocorrect to annoy everyone and escape and don't get put back.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2018 1:26 am
by Noggy05
Autocorrect autocorrects 'escape' to 'don't escape'.

I wait out my sentence (which only goes for 4 seconds)

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2018 6:04 am
by GoldenLucky99
It took 5 seconds to read your sentence. (Haha)

I summon the power of the MEEEEEEMES!

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2018 1:26 pm
by Raxel920
You summon double boost to break out of the wall, but then you get punched by John Cena, who you can't see and he throws you back in prison.

I get in my Mini Bunkerâ„¢ and launch a nuke to the prison.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2018 1:33 pm
by QuantumTangle23
Maybe you should have read the fine print:


MINI BUNKERâ„¢ is not responsible for inconveniences such as: Breaking, Inedibility, Nausea, stinkiness, vision loss, or immunity to nukes.



I call my friends to break me out.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2018 2:14 pm
by SupaGamaBoi
Your friends are actually jerks.

I tell the guards a really sad story which makes them cry until they release me

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:08 am
by Noggy05
The guards have no emotion - they are crying acid on you.

I turn into a quantumboi and teleport out.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2018 5:03 pm
by GoldenLucky99
The tarr come to get you.

I am a tarr, and the guards are slimes, so I eat the guards and multiply. Then, when it's safe, I escape.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2018 10:30 pm
by Noggy05
You explode after an hour.

I pay the fee to let me out.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2018 9:18 am
by GoldenLucky99
Prisoners can't pay fees.

I get my family to pay the fees, and they actually do. I am FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2018 2:37 pm
by Noggy05
But now you're grounded.

I ascend to god tier and erase the prison.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2018 3:56 pm
by GoldenLucky99
You get fired. With real fire.

I dig out with a spoon and escape, never getting put back in prison.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2018 10:01 pm
by Noggy05
Your spoon breaks before you start.

I teleport away.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2018 5:50 pm
by Raxel920
Into another prison.

I turn into a liquid and slip through the bars and gates.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2018 3:35 am
by Noggy05
The guards capture you in a vial.

I give up.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2018 1:12 pm
by GoldenLucky99
Okay.

I crawl through the toilet and out into the sewer, and I escape through a manhole.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:41 am
by QuantumTangle23
The manhole is in another prison.

I disguise myself as a suit of armor and escape when no one is looking.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2018 2:31 pm
by GoldenLucky99
Someone uses you, and the sight burns your eyes and you can't unsee it

I delete this thread.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 3:56 pm
by QuantumTangle23
The delete button is removed.


I teleport through time into another dimension where prisons don't exist.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2018 8:49 pm
by Noggy05
Prisons are invented especially for you.

I die and the prison guards put me in a tomb, then Jesus comes and resurrects me like Lazarus.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2018 3:36 am
by QuantumTangle23
You are resurrected in prison.


I escape by climbing through a small passage.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2018 3:57 pm
by Noggy05
The guards close the passage and your insides are squeezed out like toothpaste.

I make a toothpaste decoy of myself and escape.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2018 3:13 am
by QuantumTangle23
It's not hard to tell the difference, the decoy is blue.



I use a Mario Pipe.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2018 11:01 am
by GoldenLucky99
You come out inside the AAF's stomach (who is in a different thread), where you are slowly dissolved.

I use the Infinity Stones to break out.