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Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:49 pm
by Noggy05
GoldenLucky99 wrote:The rocket crashes in the prison in Jupiter.

I am bold and eat an italian pizza and then undermine the prison to escape. Basically, I attack the guards with my bad puns.

The guards love bad puns.

I SUMMON JUNO the moon

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:48 pm
by GoldenLucky99
Uh, JUNO is Jupiter.

I esape by stealing the keys from the guards and unlock myself, then escape and never get caught.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:16 pm
by Raxel920
Surprise, the key you stole was actually....


...



...





A BOMB!!!!


I SCREAM AT THE WALLS AND DESTROY THEM, THEN SCREAM AT THE GUARDS AND DESTROY THEIR EARDRUMS!!!

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:46 pm
by Noggy05
The guards remove your voicebox so you can no longer scream.

I summon JUNO the mo- er I mean Jupiter.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 3:12 am
by QuantumTangle23
You summon Jupiter, but it's a gas so it doesn't break the prison.


I use a time machine to go back before there was prison, then live there.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:21 am
by GoldenLucky99
You get stomped on by a dinosaur.

I escape by escaping.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 3:46 pm
by Noggy05
The guards catch you by catching you.

I get Dr D-S to save me.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 6:03 pm
by Raxel920
He tries to save you by using a chemical bomb to blow up the wall, but blows up you in the process.

I melt a hole in the wall with my melting thingamabobber.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:23 pm
by GlaciumFracture
Raxel920 wrote:He tries to save you by using a chemical bomb to blow up the wall, but blows up you in the process.

I melt a hole in the wall with my melting thingamabobber.

the melting thingamabobber melts, what did you think would happen?

I summon the zerg.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:17 pm
by JasontheBasin
The UF constructs more pylons, meaning he defeats the zerg.


Hurricane Woomy destroys the UF

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:08 pm
by GoldenLucky99
This is Escape the Prison, not UF.

I escape by eating my way out.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:11 pm
by Raxel920
You eat through the solid brick wall until you get extreme indigestion and explode.

I mind-control the guards and make them let me out.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:52 am
by GoldenLucky99
Of your cell. To eat some bread. Then they throw you back in.

I escape by using the UUF to kill everyone except me. Then I escape.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:33 pm
by TheGreciansHousehold
The Ultimate Ultimate Fighter is so ultimate that he transcends to the 14th Realm, eradicating the universe and everything in it.

I have a nice chat over a cuppa with the prison and convince it to let me go.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:57 pm
by bobschicken
Your trying to have some tea with a prison building, at least the guards were nice to give you some tea...

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:24 pm
by Raxel920
You didn't try to escape.

I teleport back to my house.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:54 pm
by SlimeCrafter
Sir!
What is it?
The teleporter, sir...
Yeah?
It's jammed!
*tastes it* Raspberry! Only one person would dare give me the raspberry!

I use my stunt double to make a dramatic escape!
Whoever gets the reference wins a cookie!

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:10 pm
by Noggy05
Your stunt double is in the cell next to you.

I summon MERCURY, VENUS AND MARS to break me out.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:10 am
by BlanketPI
Unfortunately, a mysterious someone rolls a golden apple inscribed "To the greatest" and then the three gods argue over who deserves it.

I take out a picture of my home and walk inside of the picture.

(Oh, and SlimeCrafter, my brother quotes that movie so often that even though I haven't seen it, I know that you're referencing it. Just don't turn plaid if you can help it.)

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:52 pm
by Noggy05
But now you're in a picture, frozen, for eternity, until, well, the guards incinerate it and you.

Noggy05 wrote:Your stunt double is in the cell next to you.

I summon MERCURY, VENUS AND MARS to break me out.

I meant the planets.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:51 pm
by GoldenLucky99
BlanketPI wrote:Unfortunately, a mysterious someone rolls a golden apple inscribed "To the greatest" and then the three gods argue over who deserves it.

I take out a picture of my home and walk inside of the picture.

No. You can't. It's a picture.

I escape by ASFQ$%@#$^TWFR@#$%@W#ef

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:14 pm
by Noggy05
The guards capture you by ASFQ$%@#$^TWFR@#$%@W#ef

I do something strange and get sent to candy prison where i eat the bars.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 4:52 pm
by GoldenLucky99
You realize everything is candy except for the bars, which are titanium.

I get to the prison and eat the wall, and I don't get hurt in any way. Then I escape.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 8:20 pm
by Raxel920
You eat the wall and nothing bad happens. Later, you randomly explode.

I eat a cookie that gives me lazer eyes, and melt the wall of my cell.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 9:31 am
by GoldenLucky99
The walls melt as you realize the hole you made leads to the guards' office, where you are severely punished because the lasers are only usable one time.

I ESCAPE THE PRISON