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GoldenLucky99 wrote:The rocket crashes in the prison in Jupiter.

I am bold and eat an italian pizza and then undermine the prison to escape. Basically, I attack the guards with my bad puns.

The guards love bad puns.

I SUMMON JUNO the moon

Uh, JUNO is Jupiter.

I esape by stealing the keys from the guards and unlock myself, then escape and never get caught.

Surprise, the key you stole was actually....


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A BOMB!!!!


I SCREAM AT THE WALLS AND DESTROY THEM, THEN SCREAM AT THE GUARDS AND DESTROY THEIR EARDRUMS!!!

The guards remove your voicebox so you can no longer scream.

I summon JUNO the mo- er I mean Jupiter.

You summon Jupiter, but it's a gas so it doesn't break the prison.


I use a time machine to go back before there was prison, then live there.

You get stomped on by a dinosaur.

I escape by escaping.

The guards catch you by catching you.

I get Dr D-S to save me.

He tries to save you by using a chemical bomb to blow up the wall, but blows up you in the process.

I melt a hole in the wall with my melting thingamabobber.

Raxel920 wrote:He tries to save you by using a chemical bomb to blow up the wall, but blows up you in the process.

I melt a hole in the wall with my melting thingamabobber.

the melting thingamabobber melts, what did you think would happen?

I summon the zerg.

The UF constructs more pylons, meaning he defeats the zerg.


Hurricane Woomy destroys the UF

This is Escape the Prison, not UF.

I escape by eating my way out.

You eat through the solid brick wall until you get extreme indigestion and explode.

I mind-control the guards and make them let me out.

Of your cell. To eat some bread. Then they throw you back in.

I escape by using the UUF to kill everyone except me. Then I escape.

The Ultimate Ultimate Fighter is so ultimate that he transcends to the 14th Realm, eradicating the universe and everything in it.

I have a nice chat over a cuppa with the prison and convince it to let me go.

Your trying to have some tea with a prison building, at least the guards were nice to give you some tea...

You didn't try to escape.

I teleport back to my house.

Sir!
What is it?
The teleporter, sir...
Yeah?
It's jammed!
*tastes it* Raspberry! Only one person would dare give me the raspberry!

I use my stunt double to make a dramatic escape!
Whoever gets the reference wins a cookie!

Your stunt double is in the cell next to you.

I summon MERCURY, VENUS AND MARS to break me out.

Unfortunately, a mysterious someone rolls a golden apple inscribed "To the greatest" and then the three gods argue over who deserves it.

I take out a picture of my home and walk inside of the picture.

(Oh, and SlimeCrafter, my brother quotes that movie so often that even though I haven't seen it, I know that you're referencing it. Just don't turn plaid if you can help it.)

But now you're in a picture, frozen, for eternity, until, well, the guards incinerate it and you.

Noggy05 wrote:Your stunt double is in the cell next to you.

I summon MERCURY, VENUS AND MARS to break me out.

I meant the planets.

BlanketPI wrote:Unfortunately, a mysterious someone rolls a golden apple inscribed "To the greatest" and then the three gods argue over who deserves it.

I take out a picture of my home and walk inside of the picture.

No. You can't. It's a picture.

I escape by ASFQ$%@#$^TWFR@#$%@W#ef

The guards capture you by ASFQ$%@#$^TWFR@#$%@W#ef

I do something strange and get sent to candy prison where i eat the bars.

You realize everything is candy except for the bars, which are titanium.

I get to the prison and eat the wall, and I don't get hurt in any way. Then I escape.

You eat the wall and nothing bad happens. Later, you randomly explode.

I eat a cookie that gives me lazer eyes, and melt the wall of my cell.

The walls melt as you realize the hole you made leads to the guards' office, where you are severely punished because the lasers are only usable one time.

I ESCAPE THE PRISON