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Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:57 pm
by Noggy05
The food makes you so overweight that you can't move.

I pour water on myself, knocking myself out and respawning at my ranch house.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:26 am
by ILoveTurtles891
thet iz ilegel


I escape and hide in my house and no one ever finds me and it is not a dream

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:08 pm
by SupaGamaBoi
But it’s a simulation.

I give up.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:42 pm
by Noggy05
You give up.

I explode.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 7:04 am
by GlaciumFracture
Noggy05 wrote:You give up.

I explode.

turns out you're already dead, dying by exploding won't let you escape, and hell is the prison.

I go fast.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:33 am
by SupaGamaBoi
You crash into a wall while going fast.

I use the teleporter.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:09 am
by GoldenLucky99
Into a wall.

I get the heavy from TF2 and fire down the prison and I escape without me dying.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:25 am
by GlaciumFracture
GoldenLucky99 wrote:Into a wall.

I get the heavy from TF2 and fire down the prison and I escape without me dying.

you get in 400,000$ worth of debt, and are thrown into prison for it, again.

I pay heavy 400,000$ to break me out.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 12:56 pm
by SupaGamaBoi
Heavy uses it to by SANDVICH instead of breaking you out.

I introduce the guards to Slime Rancher and escape while they’re busy playing.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:17 pm
by Noggy05
The Guards don't care for silly little games.

I swap places with a lemon.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:31 pm
by CrazeePi
And what do you know that lemon was under maximum security.

I arrest people until I get promoted enough to own the prison.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:16 pm
by Noggy05
You leave the prison, and then get thrown into jail.
Very different, jail and prison.
JAIL prison

The guy who owned the lemon released me, because he only wanted that lemon under maximum security, so I get the lemon and give it back to him to put in his maximum security.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:50 am
by CrazeePi
Youu are now an associate of the lemon, and thus get thrown into maximum security with it.

I don't leave my prison and run it from the inside.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:36 pm
by QuantumTangle23
Sure, but you don't get out.



I launch the secret escape pods beneath the prison.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:11 pm
by GlaciumFracture
QuantumTangle23 wrote:Sure, but you don't get out.



I launch the secret escape pods beneath the prison.

the escape pod lands! in the original prison...

I climb through the hole Quantums pod made.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:31 pm
by Noggy05
...into another prison!

I eat a babbon and shote a lllleemmen so thereeeefor i escap

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:30 am
by Randomtangle
I just wait until my sentence is over.
Now it is.
...
GONE!

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:43 pm
by GoldenLucky99
Your sentence is never over.

My prison sentence is. I go and live a happy life at my house and my house is not a prison.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 2:02 pm
by SupaGamaBoi
You trip on your hidden dungeon trapdoor.

I play some Lime Rancher.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:03 pm
by QuantumTangle23
That gets you nowhere.


KABOOOM

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 9:21 am
by GoldenLucky99
Well, the prison exploded but you didn't make it.

The prison explodes, I survive, and escape.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 12:58 pm
by InterestingKookadoba
Sadly, this was all some crazy illusion you had in your cell because you are slowly becoming mad and insane.

I just eat the prison,and never die,because I pooped the prison out. And I never get any kind of disease and live forever and never die.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 1:00 pm
by GoldenLucky99
You get buried in your poop and can't get out, and since you are immortal this is like an eternal punishment.

I escape using the forums.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:27 pm
by QuantumTangle23
But it had no effect!


I use Thunderbolt.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 12:33 am
by Dragonslime
the bolt hits you



i use my portal gun to go home for a day then go back to prison




im a nice prson