Escape the Prison

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:57 pm

The food makes you so overweight that you can't move.

I pour water on myself, knocking myself out and respawning at my ranch house.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby ILoveTurtles891 » Fri Mar 02, 2018 11:26 am

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:08 pm

But it’s a simulation.

I give up.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:42 pm

You give up.

I explode.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Sat Mar 03, 2018 7:04 am

Noggy05 wrote:You give up.

I explode.

turns out you're already dead, dying by exploding won't let you escape, and hell is the prison.

I go fast.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:33 am

You crash into a wall while going fast.

I use the teleporter.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:09 am

Into a wall.

I get the heavy from TF2 and fire down the prison and I escape without me dying.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:25 am

GoldenLucky99 wrote:Into a wall.

I get the heavy from TF2 and fire down the prison and I escape without me dying.

you get in 400,000$ worth of debt, and are thrown into prison for it, again.

I pay heavy 400,000$ to break me out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Sun Mar 04, 2018 12:56 pm

Heavy uses it to by SANDVICH instead of breaking you out.

I introduce the guards to Slime Rancher and escape while they’re busy playing.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:17 pm

The Guards don't care for silly little games.

I swap places with a lemon.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby CrazeePi » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:31 pm

And what do you know that lemon was under maximum security.

I arrest people until I get promoted enough to own the prison.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:16 pm

You leave the prison, and then get thrown into jail.
Very different, jail and prison.
JAIL prison

The guy who owned the lemon released me, because he only wanted that lemon under maximum security, so I get the lemon and give it back to him to put in his maximum security.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby CrazeePi » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:50 am

Youu are now an associate of the lemon, and thus get thrown into maximum security with it.

I don't leave my prison and run it from the inside.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Tue Mar 06, 2018 2:36 pm

Sure, but you don't get out.



I launch the secret escape pods beneath the prison.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:11 pm

QuantumTangle23 wrote:Sure, but you don't get out.



I launch the secret escape pods beneath the prison.

the escape pod lands! in the original prison...

I climb through the hole Quantums pod made.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:31 pm

...into another prison!

I eat a babbon and shote a lllleemmen so thereeeefor i escap
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Randomtangle » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:30 am

I just wait until my sentence is over.
Now it is.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:43 pm

Your sentence is never over.

My prison sentence is. I go and live a happy life at my house and my house is not a prison.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Thu Mar 08, 2018 2:02 pm

You trip on your hidden dungeon trapdoor.

I play some Lime Rancher.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:03 pm

That gets you nowhere.


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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sun Mar 11, 2018 9:21 am

Well, the prison exploded but you didn't make it.

The prison explodes, I survive, and escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby InterestingKookadoba » Sun Mar 11, 2018 12:58 pm

Sadly, this was all some crazy illusion you had in your cell because you are slowly becoming mad and insane.

I just eat the prison,and never die,because I pooped the prison out. And I never get any kind of disease and live forever and never die.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sun Mar 11, 2018 1:00 pm

You get buried in your poop and can't get out, and since you are immortal this is like an eternal punishment.

I escape using the forums.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:27 pm

But it had no effect!


I use Thunderbolt.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Dragonslime » Mon Mar 12, 2018 12:33 am

the bolt hits you



i use my portal gun to go home for a day then go back to prison




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