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Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:45 pm
by QuantumTangle23
But you have no slimes.



I escape by not escaping.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:52 pm
by SupaGamaBoi
Then you’re still in the prison.
I escape by ERR 404 @**#*/:@/;ESCAPEMETHODNOTFOUND&*/@;#:@‘g

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:19 pm
by GlaciumFracture
SupaGamaBoi wrote:Then you’re still in the prison.
I escape by ERR 404 @**#*/:@/;ESCAPEMETHODNOTFOUND&*/@;#:@‘g

of which naturally, does nothing

I obtain MAXIMUM EDGE, instead of MAXIMUN EDGE

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:09 am
by SupaGamaBoi
You are now very edgy and angst, which annoys the guards and they torture you.

I escape by using mind control on the guards.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:14 pm
by QuantumTangle23
Sure, but the mind control only works if the target is within 1 millimeter of you.



I escape onto the internet.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:29 pm
by GlaciumFracture
QuantumTangle23 wrote:Sure, but the mind control only works if the target is within 1 millimeter of you.



I escape onto the internet.

you get roasted by a firewall, then thrown back.

I enter the 4th dimension!

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:20 pm
by SupaGamaBoi
You cross paths with extradimensional entities, who kick you back out and you land in the vacuum of space, where you die.

I collect a bunch of Vibranium, which I use to make an overpowered Vibranium suit and escape using it.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 4:46 am
by QuantumTangle23
You somehow mistook Bran Cereal for Vibranium, so your suit is worthless.


I use advanced hacking mechanisms to escape.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:01 am
by GlaciumFracture
QuantumTangle23 wrote:You somehow mistook Bran Cereal for Vibranium, so your suit is worthless.


I use advanced hacking mechanisms to escape.

you turn off the doors, they stay closed, locked now!

I drill a hole in the wall with SCIENCE!

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:04 am
by SupaGamaBoi
You get busted by RELIGION!

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 10:05 am
by SupaGamaBoi
Ultimate Fighter breaks me out.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:36 pm
by Noggy05
Ultimate Fighter is now an author.
Noggy05 wrote:I convince Ultimate Fighter to become Ultimate Author.


I was never put in prison in the first place.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:56 pm
by SupaGamaBoi
oh yeah... but anyways you play The Banning Game and get banned, and now you’re in ban prison

I open up a portal into a different forum game, escaping.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 4:29 pm
by GlaciumFracture
SupaGamaBoi wrote:oh yeah... but anyways you play The Banning Game and get banned, and now you’re in ban prison

I open up a portal into a different forum game, escaping.

you arrive to see the ultimate fighter, who punches you back to prison.

I roll a d20.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:53 pm
by SupaGamaBoi
Dexterity roll, you roll a 3. You lose.

I create a new UF to break me out.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:52 pm
by Noggy05
The new UF goes on vacation in Florida, and you are in a prison in Antarctica (somehow).
Noggy05 never wrote:I predict that SupaGamaBoi will try to escape prison in Antarctica by making a new UF but that UF will go on vacation in Florida!


I am in a prison in Florida and UF decides to break me out for some unknown reason.
InterestingKookadoba never wrote:SupaGamaBoi will be in prison in Antarctica and Noggy05 will be in prison in Florida and Noggy05 can do whatever he wants because he is the best blah blah blah

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:12 am
by GlaciumFracture
Noggy05 wrote:The new UF goes on vacation in Florida, and you are in a prison in Antarctica (somehow).
Noggy05 never wrote:I predict that SupaGamaBoi will try to escape prison in Antarctica by making a new UF but that UF will go on vacation in Florida!


I am in a prison in Florida and UF decides to break me out for some unknown reason.
InterestingKookadoba never wrote:SupaGamaBoi will be in prison in Antarctica and Noggy05 will be in prison in Florida and Noggy05 can do whatever he wants because he is the best blah blah blah

after your breakout, you get launched into the antartic prison.

I dig to the artic.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:31 pm
by QuantumTangle23
You dig into the arctic prison.



I use the cheat code.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 5:38 pm
by SupaGamaBoi
You attempt to enter the Konami Code into a series of cardboard buttons you made. Nothing happens.

I hit the escape key.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:30 am
by GlaciumFracture
SupaGamaBoi wrote:You attempt to enter the Konami Code into a series of cardboard buttons you made. Nothing happens.

I hit the escape key.

the key breaks, NOW WE'RE NEVER GETTING THROUGH THAT DOOR.

I try to replicate the key.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:21 am
by QuantumTangle23
You try, but the guards confiscated the keyboard after you replicated it.


I sneak out.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:10 pm
by GlaciumFracture
QuantumTangle23 wrote:You try, but the guards confiscated the keyboard after you replicated it.


I sneak out.

you trip on a hydrogen atom and fall into a pool of rock slimes, still in the prison.

I punch a hole in the wall.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:47 pm
by GoldenLucky99
So? You end up in the hallway, which does you no good.

I escape this thread
(Jk no I don't)

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:54 pm
by Noggy05
GoldenLucky99 wrote:(Jk no I don't)

Uhhhhhhhhhh
You don't escape because you said that you didn't escape.

I swap my brain with one of the prison guard's and resign from 'my' job as a prison guard.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:55 pm
by GoldenLucky99
They fire you.
With real fire.

I escape by eating food and escaping.