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Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:32 am
by InterestingKookadoba
Escape the Prison will be like this. You start off in the prison and you have to escape. You do something to escape,the next person throws you in jail again and that same person has to try to escape again and it keeps on going.

Ex. I get out using a robot


Next person:The robot debunks you and throws you in the prison
Same Person:I use a hammer
etc.

I'll start:I use a jackhammer

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:33 am
by GoldenLucky99
The jackhammer is actually a person named Jack and has a toy plastic hammer.

I use my face to bang out of prison.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:35 am
by InterestingKookadoba
Your face breaks into two and you can't see for a century

I squeeze through the food hole and escape

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:36 am
by GoldenLucky99
Into another cell. (You didn't put punctuation.)

I just regularly escape the prison.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:39 am
by InterestingKookadoba
The guards catch you taking off your shirt and a knocked out guard next to you.


I take a pistol from a guards hand and threaten all of them and run out of the jail cell unscathed.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:40 am
by GoldenLucky99
The pistol is empty.

I get away with putting on the guard's uniform and run away happily ever after.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:57 am
by QuantumTangle23
Sure, you're happy ever after, but you still go back to prison.


I escape by using a car.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:04 am
by GoldenLucky99
The car is a toy windup one.

I escape by pressing Esc on the computer.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:05 am
by QuantumTangle23
You break reality.

I hide in a shipping container.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 10:38 am
by InterestingKookadoba
The guards are trying to find beans in the container and end up finding you.

I take the empty pistol and whack the guards until they are all dead

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 10:45 am
by GoldenLucky99
You end up getting some ammo in the pistol and accidentally shoot yourself.

I dance, making the guards look at me, my friends escape, and later they bail me out for 1 cent.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 10:50 am
by InterestingKookadoba
Your friends get caught and die in another jail....they didn't bail you out.

I hide in the trash and once they take out the trash which they did I ran and got away.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:52 am
by JasontheBasin
They put it in the trash compactor.


YOU DIED




SrPelo uses his yelling to knock out the guards and help me escape

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:58 am
by CrazeePi
I don't know how yelling is supposed to do anything. They throw him in jail with you, where he starts yelling at you.

I get the Ultimate Fighter to break me out.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:57 pm
by GoldenLucky99
The string of repliers in Ultimate Fighter tell you how that wouldn't work.

I just wait my sentence out.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:59 pm
by InterestingKookadoba
Your sentence gets expanded by 2,000 years

I use a rock monster to break me out

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:24 pm
by TheGreciansHousehold
Unfortunately, the bars are made of 3,421°C Tungsten, so your golem melts and engulfs you in lava.

I bore the jail to sleep/death with fanon-lore posts.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:58 pm
by GoldenLucky99
The fanon-lore posts are mine. I incorporate some fun things into it, so he doesn't get bored.

I grab the tungsten bars and break them off with super strength and with rubber gloves that can stop even the hottest substances. I use the bars and kill off all of the other guards and escape WITH NO CATCHES AND LIVE HAPPILY FOREVER AFTER WITHOUT GOING BACK TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:09 pm
by InterestingKookadoba
This was all a dream you had in your jail cell.

I jump out of the window

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 4:41 am
by GlaciumFracture
InterestingKookadoba wrote:This was all a dream you had in your jail cell.

I jump out of the window

You land in a portal and get sent back into the cell.

I use a portal gun to escape.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 4:53 am
by TheGreciansHousehold
You hold it backwards. Not a wise decision.

I use my almighty powers of the Forum Thread Edit Button to move myself outside of the cell.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:18 am
by InterestingKookadoba
The almighty powers fail.

I use hobbits to smash the prison cell down

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 7:24 am
by GoldenLucky99
Gandalf does not let you pass.

I stop dreaming and do exactly what I did in the last comment.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:09 am
by GlaciumFracture
GoldenLucky99 wrote:Gandalf does not let you pass.

I stop dreaming and do exactly what I did in the last comment.

You end up smashing your head into the roof and are comatose.

I throw this bucket of blue "paint" into the halls, under the streacher lucky is being carried to the medical bay on, as a distraction to make my escape.

Re: Escape the Prison

PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:13 am
by GoldenLucky99
GlaciumFracture wrote:
GoldenLucky99 wrote:Gandalf does not let you pass.

I stop dreaming and do exactly what I did in the last comment.

You end up smashing your head into the roof and are comatose.

I throw this bucket of blue "paint" into the halls, under the streacher lucky is being carried to the medical bay on, as a distraction to make my escape.

u see u can depend on me