Escape the Prison

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:33 pm

YOU GET PUT BACK IN PRISON.

I use Sburb to make a hole in the wall to my freedom.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:51 am

YOU BET PUT BACK IN PRISON.

I use autocorrect to annoy everyone and escape and don't get put back.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Tue May 01, 2018 1:26 am

Autocorrect autocorrects 'escape' to 'don't escape'.

I wait out my sentence (which only goes for 4 seconds)
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Tue May 01, 2018 6:04 am

It took 5 seconds to read your sentence. (Haha)

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Raxel920 » Tue May 01, 2018 1:26 pm

You summon double boost to break out of the wall, but then you get punched by John Cena, who you can't see and he throws you back in prison.

I get in my Mini Bunker™ and launch a nuke to the prison.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Tue May 01, 2018 1:33 pm

Maybe you should have read the fine print:


MINI BUNKER™ is not responsible for inconveniences such as: Breaking, Inedibility, Nausea, stinkiness, vision loss, or immunity to nukes.



I call my friends to break me out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Tue May 01, 2018 2:14 pm

Your friends are actually jerks.

I tell the guards a really sad story which makes them cry until they release me
Dank SupaGamaBoi wrote:
I EAT THE MEMES
I DRINK THE MEMES
WITHOUT MEMES I WILL DIE

BEWARE THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS
LOOK AT THAT NOOB GO
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Wed May 02, 2018 2:08 am

The guards have no emotion - they are crying acid on you.

I turn into a quantumboi and teleport out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Fri May 04, 2018 5:03 pm

The tarr come to get you.

I am a tarr, and the guards are slimes, so I eat the guards and multiply. Then, when it's safe, I escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Fri May 04, 2018 10:30 pm

You explode after an hour.

I pay the fee to let me out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sat May 05, 2018 9:18 am

Prisoners can't pay fees.

I get my family to pay the fees, and they actually do. I am FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Sat May 05, 2018 2:37 pm

But now you're grounded.

I ascend to god tier and erase the prison.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sat May 05, 2018 3:56 pm

You get fired. With real fire.

I dig out with a spoon and escape, never getting put back in prison.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Sat May 05, 2018 10:01 pm

Your spoon breaks before you start.

I teleport away.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Raxel920 » Mon May 07, 2018 5:50 pm

Into another prison.

I turn into a liquid and slip through the bars and gates.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Tue May 08, 2018 3:35 am

The guards capture you in a vial.

I give up.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Fri May 11, 2018 1:12 pm

Okay.

I crawl through the toilet and out into the sewer, and I escape through a manhole.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Tue May 15, 2018 3:41 am

The manhole is in another prison.

I disguise myself as a suit of armor and escape when no one is looking.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Tue May 15, 2018 2:31 pm

Someone uses you, and the sight burns your eyes and you can't unsee it

I delete this thread.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Wed May 16, 2018 3:56 pm

The delete button is removed.


I teleport through time into another dimension where prisons don't exist.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Wed May 16, 2018 8:49 pm

Prisons are invented especially for you.

I die and the prison guards put me in a tomb, then Jesus comes and resurrects me like Lazarus.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Thu May 17, 2018 3:36 am

You are resurrected in prison.


I escape by climbing through a small passage.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Sat May 19, 2018 3:57 pm

The guards close the passage and your insides are squeezed out like toothpaste.

I make a toothpaste decoy of myself and escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Wed May 23, 2018 3:13 am

It's not hard to tell the difference, the decoy is blue.



I use a Mario Pipe.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu May 24, 2018 11:01 am

You come out inside the AAF's stomach (who is in a different thread), where you are slowly dissolved.

I use the Infinity Stones to break out.
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