Escape the Prison

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby InterestingKookadoba » Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:47 am

You're still in prison.

I go and get McGonagall from Harry Potter to break me out of my misery and my prison and I never die.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:26 pm

InterestingKookadoba wrote:You're still in prison.

I go and get McGonagall from Harry Potter to break me out of my misery and my prison and I never die.
(She said Bombarda Maxima)

she runs the prison, and is very dissapointed in you.

I become the hunterboi and stealth my way out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Tue Mar 13, 2018 4:51 am

I become the tarr and eat my heart out on you.

I eat the prison, too, so everyone is free and I don't have anything bad happen, even if I ate the prison.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:31 am

GoldenLucky99 wrote:I become the tarr and eat my heart out on you.

I eat the prison, too, so everyone is free and I don't have anything bad happen, even if I ate the prison.

to eat the prison you must first eat yourself, now you've eaten yourself you can no longer eat anything else, and technically are still inside the prison.

I become a fastboi and quicksilver my way out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby InterestingKookadoba » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:16 pm

Beatrix used a slooooow bubble on you and got your poop and you got electrified to death.

I turn into Beatrix and fly away unharmed and I use a slow bubble and, most importantly, I never die.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:19 pm

Your 250 energy jetpack runs out, you fall into a corral of tarr, but since you never die, this is an eternal punishment and you are forever trapped in a corral of tarr, being eaten to death and never dying.

I escape by being a hunter, there is no tarr, and i become invisible and escape the prison.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby InterestingKookadoba » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:21 pm

For like literally 1 day. Then you get found by the Beatrix police and get thrown into the prison again. :(

I die in the prison like a big boi.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby CrazeePi » Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:35 pm

Like something that doesn't exist, you stop existing.

I make enough money to buy every prison there is.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Dragonslime » Tue Mar 13, 2018 11:28 pm

InterestingKookadoba wrote:You're still in prison.

I go and get McGonagall from Harry Potter to break me out of my misery and my prison and I never die.
(She said Bombarda Maxima)



duh i said i went back
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:29 am

Now im confused.

I escape by escaping in my dreams and never waking up, so it feels like I escaped.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:18 am

GoldenLucky99 wrote:Now im confused.

I escape by escaping in my dreams and never waking up, so it feels like I escaped.

you fall asleep, then the world loudest alarm clock awakes you, looks like we've spent all night failing to get out.

I travel to a parallel universe where prison doesn't exist
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby CrazeePi » Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:11 am

Somebody invents prison so they can throw you in it.

Now that I own every prison there is, I can walk outside freely since nobody can put me in any prison.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby InterestingKookadoba » Wed Mar 14, 2018 12:38 pm

Except that prison that just got created :P

I can easily just use a shrinking potion with no effects besides shrinking and lasts for a week and easily escaping the prison without anything or anyone hurting me.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Wed Mar 14, 2018 12:53 pm

You get shrunk down smaller than an atom and you die because absolutely no life form can survive at that size.

I hack into the prison comps, turn off the cameras, and dig out with a spoon and escape within the still of night.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 1:02 am

Those guards may be still, but they're not asleep...

I teleport into my bedroom.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:10 am

Noggy05 wrote:I teleport into my bedroom...

...wall.

I am a good boi and get promoted to a prison guard, where I quit and leave the prison unharmed. This is not a dream, it is real life.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby InterestingKookadoba » Thu Mar 15, 2018 4:13 pm

Sadly for good boi, the prison guard who let you have that position of authority got fired, and you got put in prison for illegal groups and gangs.

I just easily apparate inside my bedroom in my old home that is not the prison, I don't apparate into a wall, and it is not a dream, it is called the real world of life. :O
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:28 pm

But you are a MUGGLE.

I get three strikes. I am now out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby BlanketPI » Sat Mar 17, 2018 7:59 am

The "People's Republic" of China takes over whatever land you are in and bans all forms of organized protest, including strikes. The law that does this applies retroactively, so you're shoved back in..., with a suspended death sentence. Have fun!

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:57 am

I think that is a worse fate than prison.

I pretend to be sick and am sent out happily.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Dragonslime » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:28 am

it does nothing


the prison staff die and i walk out
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:34 am

Dragonslime wrote:it does nothing


the prison staff die and i walk out

you walk into a trap, upon getting new guards, you're thrown back into prison.

I call in the saberbois.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:45 pm

Which don't exist, you can't have pure sabers.

I break out bu shrinking down to an inch, going out, and unshrinking into a human in my house without anyone or thing harming me.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Tue Mar 20, 2018 6:26 pm

you realise you unshrunk back into the prison, because it IS your house now.

I throw hearts at the guards and use their help to escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Noggy05 » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:14 pm

The hearts break.

I turn into a tangleboi and grab the keys.
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