Escape the Prison

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby RadSlime3000 » Mon Jul 23, 2018 2:55 pm

( Your response to my escape is invalid, because i can teleport, as said in the post)

all of the lackeys are unable to act like normal people, and accidentally tell the guards they're gonna break you out. they get arrested and shoved into the same cell as you.


RadSlime3000 wrote:i dab so hard, everyone and everything in every prison EXCEPT me turns into a potato, i become immune to being crushed, and i gain the ability to teleport, so i escape the prison via teleportation.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Mon Jul 23, 2018 5:06 pm

They get caught.

I put on explosion-proof armor and blow up the prison.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby rabbitslime » Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:12 pm

The explosion puts you in a deep crater with no way out, your explosion proof armor is too heavy to be used to climb, also you can't remove it.

I escape by escaping reality, e.g. becoming insane
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:57 am

Your mind is the new prison.


I time travel to the past to warn my past self not to do the thing that got me in prison.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby rabbitslime » Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:16 am

Too bad in the past, you are just a ghost

I pee on the bars to commence my escape, the guards are bewildered at my stupidity
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby jarethverens » Tue Jul 24, 2018 11:39 am

I just open the console command using the tool I manage to sneak in and type the command "/tp {Nearest entity} ~0 ~34 ~0" to teleport myself to on top of the prison!

However I don't know how to "SAVE" using the console command.
(And even them, it only teleported myself, not the tool)
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Tue Jul 24, 2018 4:17 pm

So, you got yourself trapped on the roof.

I escape Alcatraz, Frank Morris-style.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Raxel920 » Tue Jul 31, 2018 9:55 am

You aren’t in Alcatraz, so you’re just pretending to escape.

I pretend to have a medical emergency, so they take me to the hospital ward and I steal an outfit and sneak out when they aren’t looking.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Wed Aug 01, 2018 11:01 am

You get put in quarantine, where every other sick guy infects you.

I escape by dancing.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby rabbitslime » Thu Aug 02, 2018 3:37 am

You dance your way into a wall, crashing into it and collapsing, the guards are amused.

I escape by bending space, and warping the zerg swarm to my location. The guards get slaughtered as a zerg army eradicates the prison staff and prisoners. I escape in the belly of an ultralisk who read my mind that I wanted to be swallowed whole.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:01 am

He doesn't let you out.

I escape by escaping.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby InterestingKookadoba » Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:08 am

Escaping madness. But you're still in the prison.

I literally just summon the Fortnite gods and oof all the guards and I escape the prison with no harm or pain in the rest of my life.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:11 am

Welcome back.
You haven't been on in, like, 8 months.
Glad you're still alive.

*ahem*
But you have pain in the afterlife.

I escape by dabbing my way out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Valeritan » Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:14 am

The guards dab even harder so you have to admit your defeat.

I show everyone my dominance by T-posing and I'm now king of the prison.
I draw stuff and stuff.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:14 am

The guards Y-pose and defeat you.

I escape by eating burgers.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Valeritan » Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:45 pm

You get so fat you can't even get out of your cell.

I escape by learning magic like Dr Strange and making a portal to my home.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:21 am

Dormamu kills you.

I harness the Infinity Stones and get out safely.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:26 am

You harness them the wrong way, now there is nothing but prisons.

Because there is nothing but prison, there is not point in trying to escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Valeritan » Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:59 am

Oh no you broke the game.

I steal the timestone from GoldenLucky99 and reverse time so the world is back to normal.

I escape by dressing up as a guard and just walking out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby rabbitslime » Sun Aug 05, 2018 5:04 pm

Even the guards themselves have checkpoints, you fail somewhere halfway in your escape.

I escape by shrinking and turning invisible. I'm an invisible dwarf that escapes the prison unnoticed. I leave a stuffed realistic dummy behind in my cell to fool the guards. How does one catch something invisible?
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:09 am

By accidentally stepping on it.

I escape with a crowbar and a hammer.


Somehow.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby rabbitslime » Tue Aug 07, 2018 3:12 am

You managed to make a dent in the wall, as its made out of a 3 feet thick brick wall. Its not going to happen in your life time.

I escape by literally exploding, killing all guards in a 10 feet blast radius. I re-spawn somewhere inside the prison. Maybe in the cafeteria.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Raxel920 » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:06 am

Unfortunately, you destroyed the foundation of the prison, which was built over lava. Whenever you respawn you fall into lava and die instantly.

I become a Quantum some and phase out of the prison.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Aug 20, 2018 2:28 pm

TARR.



I use a teleporter to teleport to pluto.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby Raxel920 » Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:03 pm

You suffocate and freeze to death.

I vaporize the wall of my cell.
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