Escape the Prison

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:31 pm

Your quantum powers teleport you to nothingness...
It's worse than prison.



I shrink down to fit through the bars.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby atit » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:18 am

look at the map
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby InterestingKookadoba » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:33 am

I'm confused about reading the last comment

You get get out,but the quantum powers only last for 2 seconds

I use a strength booster to break out of the prison
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:36 am

SUPER STRENGTH BOOSTER!!!!
WARNING: Side effects: Heart Attack, Coughing, Sneezing, Vomiting, Sweating, Constipation and/or Inflammation and/or death.


Sorry, just read the label.

I escape by escaping.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby ILoveTurtles891 » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:34 pm

you only escaped your prison cell


I was being really bad in prison so I got kicked out
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby InterestingKookadoba » Wed Jan 17, 2018 5:12 pm

To Alcatraz.


I get a treefox to let me get out
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby ILoveTurtles891 » Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:47 pm

treefoxes don't go to prisons

I was good in prison so I stay longer
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby atit » Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:45 am

pick some hammer and pickaxes!
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:39 am

ILoveTurtles891 wrote:treefoxes don't go to prisons

I was good in prison so I stay longer

In Alcatraz.

I summon dervishbois to help me escape!
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby ILoveTurtles891 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:48 am

the prison has a roof


I get a speaker to blow up the prison so everyone escapes
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:54 am

The speaker is playing Justin Bieber.

I can't come up with a reason to escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:17 am

GoldenLucky99 wrote:The speaker is playing Justin Bieber.

I can't come up with a reason to escape.

You are sentenced to life in jail.

I tell them "I must go, my planet needs me." and fly off.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby InterestingKookadoba » Sat Jan 20, 2018 6:30 pm

You fly into the roof.

I can easily just use godly powers
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sat Jan 20, 2018 6:32 pm

The guards can also easily just use godly toilet paper that is super godly strong and you get stuck in the godly paper and let out a godly girly scream.

I. DON'T. KNOW. A. REASON. TO. ESCAPE.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby InterestingKookadoba » Sat Jan 20, 2018 6:34 pm

You get sent to prison because you used the same post as last time.

I just don't get sent tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttto prison
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby CrazeePi » Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:05 pm

I wave to my fellow non-crime committer.

I point out to the police that since they don't want to go to jail, they should get arrested too.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:07 am

CrazeePi wrote:I wave to my fellow non-crime committer.

I point out to the police that since they don't want to go to jail, they should get arrested too.

They remind you that they're doing this to reduce their sentence.

I bend the wall over.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby InterestingKookadoba » Sun Jan 21, 2018 7:26 am

Onto yourself.

I just dig up dirt and still squeeze through the human sized window
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:54 pm

The dirt alarms the guards of your plan.

I have a creeper explode the wall.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby CrazeePi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:04 pm

You're caught in the blast radius.

I become a cop and arrest the next poster to reduce my own sentence.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:38 pm

You arrest an imposter that is dressed as you.
Level Up! Sentence lengthened to 10000000000 centuries.

I escape by walking out the door and not getting caught, and escaping the prison without any catches and I safely get home without getting caught and I don't go back to prison and I live happily ever after.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby CrazeePi » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:06 pm

I come and throw you into jail after you take a nap on your couch.

I consider the amount of people who don't want to go to prison and wonder if that means everyone should go to prison, which makes me wonder why it became a law if so many people are against it.

Oh, and then I go and help stop the next poster from breaking out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Tue Jan 23, 2018 4:41 pm

CrazeePi wrote:I come and throw you into jail after you take a nap on your couch.

I consider the amount of people who don't want to go to prison and wonder if that means everyone should go to prison, which makes me wonder why it became a law if so many people are against it.

Oh, and then I go and help stop the next poster from breaking out.

You realise that you are merely helping enforce a prison based oppression system, and only together is it possible to break it.

I put on a crown obtained from a four headed dragon, rip the fabric of spacetime open, and escape to create my own nation on a seperate planet. All while riding a spaceship-pirateship.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Tue Jan 23, 2018 4:44 pm

Kirby realized that you were the bad guy and throws you back in prison.



Kirby breaks me out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:13 pm

He realizes you play Xbox and not Nintendo. He throws you back in jail.

"Sigh..." Okay, but...

I escape.
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