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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby ILoveTurtles891 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:33 pm

im confused now after reading the post behind me
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:01 pm

Uhhhhh.....

No one noticed the distraction, but they did notice you making your escape.

I call a friend to bail me out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby ILoveTurtles891 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:10 pm

your friend is in a prison in China



I get a chainsaw and kill all the guards and people escape AND GIVE ME ALL THE FAME, GLORY, AND MONEY!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby InterestingKookadoba » Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:54 pm

All the money is fake, with the qualities of life you have, and you get fame of being still stuck in the prison.

I call for food,punch the guards who served the food and run away
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:34 pm

You ran. But there is a wall in your way.

I set a bomb to explode.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby ILoveTurtles891 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:52 pm

the bomb was molecular


I SUCCEEDED TO ESCAPE AND KILLED MYSELF SO THE GUARDS WOULD NOT GET ME AND I CANNOT GET REINCARNATED
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby InterestingKookadoba » Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:58 pm

You were dreaming

I blast myself out
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby ILoveTurtles891 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:04 pm

the prison had a roof


I set a fire to the prison and all the guards died
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:31 pm

You burn up too.

I don't escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:41 am

your tricks will not work on me! now you shall stay put as you say!

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:31 am

ok.


I use hacks to delete all the prisons in the world, thus i cant go to them.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby ILoveTurtles891 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:09 pm

hacks are not used for real life stuff


I don't do anything bad so I don't go prison and I never will
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:05 pm

You say that while being dragged off by cops because of robbing a bank.

I show the guards forum games, distracting them, and I escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby TurtleDuDe48 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:57 pm

turns out the prison was located in uganda, and you were swarmed by a colony of Ugandan knuckles screaming "SPIT ON HIM, HE IS THE FALSE QUEEN, SHOW US DE WAE, HE DOES NOT KNOW THE WAY OF EBOLA, SHOW HIM THE DEVIL"
the prison found your unconscious spit coated body days later, and returned you to prison.


i throw dank memes everywhere. distracting the guards
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:19 am

TurtleDuDe48 wrote:turns out the prison was located in uganda, and you were swarmed by a colony of Ugandan knuckles screaming "SPIT ON HIM, HE IS THE FALSE QUEEN, SHOW US DE WAE, HE DOES NOT KNOW THE WAY OF EBOLA, SHOW HIM THE DEVIL"
the prison found your unconscious spit coated body days later, and returned you to prison.


i throw dank memes everywhere. distracting the guards

You grab the wae, throw the wae, and wake up 2 weeks later, being the only survivor of a explosion that destroyed the showers.
I remind myself that I was lucky to be away then, and make my escape with my new cloaking device!
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sun Jan 14, 2018 11:45 am

wat
(I'm confused now)

I escape by grabbing Kookadoba and bashing him into the bars, and he escapes, but not me. (I'm doing this so that if Kookadoba tries commenting again, he'd be saying how he couldn't escape.)
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby CrazeePi » Sun Jan 14, 2018 4:29 pm

They suffer a concussion from you bashing them and have dreams of escaping.

I be a good little boy so that I'm not sent to prison in the first place.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Sun Jan 14, 2018 4:52 pm

CrazeePi wrote:They suffer a concussion from you bashing them and have dreams of escaping.

I be a good little boy so that I'm not sent to prison in the first place.

your crime is not wanting to be imprisoned.

I continue using my cloaking device to escape!, it's not like anyone could see me or my text, right?

(Lucky, triple click below the wae if you're confused, you'll understand when you do, also my plan is currently above me)
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby CrazeePi » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:32 pm

You realize you were using the wrong color and the guards spot you.

I ask the officers trying to arrest me if they don't want to be imprisoned.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:57 am

They don't, but you get arrested.


I disguise myself as a citizen and walk out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:51 am

QuantumTangle23 wrote:They don't, but you get arrested.


I disguise myself as a citizen and walk out.

citizen clothing contains contraband materials, the dogs catch you.

I disguise as a pinkboi.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:33 am

You accidentally disguise yourself as a greenboi.

I am actually a pinkboi.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:49 am

GoldenLucky99 wrote:You accidentally disguise yourself as a greenboi.

I am actually a pinkboi.

TARR.

I throw the UF into this thread.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:34 am

The UF throws himself back into his own thread.


I teleport out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:16 pm

QuantumTangle23 wrote:The UF throws himself back into his own thread.


I teleport out.

You teleport into a police van, returning another escapee to the prison, and now you with him.

I become a quantumboi and do quantum things to escape.
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