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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:20 am

GoldenLucky99 wrote:He realizes you play Xbox and not Nintendo. He throws you back in jail.

"Sigh..." Okay, but...

I escape.

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Now go do the real thing, where everyone else has been the entire time.

I make a wish granting robot to help escape the prison.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu Jan 25, 2018 4:46 pm

Wish granted! You help him escape the prison. You get caught, though.

I am the wish granting robot.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:33 pm

Also, I stuffed the Ultimate Fighter into this thread.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby bobschicken » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:33 am

In your laws, you cannot grant your own wish, also as the father of the UF I ground him from being in prison.




During work time, I cause a riot to get a distraction to escort a gang out of prison for favors.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby BeefyBabyQing » Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:57 am

bobschicken wrote:In your laws, you cannot grant your own wish, also as the father of the UF I ground him from being in prison.




During work time, I cause a riot to get a distraction to escort a gang out of prison for favors.

Turns out they lied.

While I am fully awake I secretly escape the prison through the tunnel I dug at night and find a rocket ship which helps me and a bunch of people who loves me travel into a planet that humans can live in. They choose me as their leader and we create a new colony. We never build a prison. I live free on this planet until I die which means I successfully escaped.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:31 am

You die in the prison cell.

I escape and all the guards say, "HOLY CRAP THAT'S JASON BOURNE"

The name's Bond. James Bond.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Sun Feb 04, 2018 1:20 pm

Bond is only here to pick up his friend, and vanishes without you.



I escape by crawling through the vents.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:43 pm

You forget that every vent is screwed on from the outside, you are now trapped in the vents.

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:55 pm

The bees sting you.


I get skinny and slip through the bars.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby JasontheBasin » Wed Feb 07, 2018 3:50 pm

Your head is still to big to fit through. Also, you're so skinny that you shouldn't exist, and so you die from malnutrition


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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:19 pm

INTO ANOTHER PRISON THAT'S WORSE THAN THE FIRST ONE

I summon radbois to kill the guards and I escape without the radbois killing me.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:34 am

GoldenLucky99 wrote:INTO ANOTHER PRISON THAT'S WORSE THAN THE FIRST ONE

I summon radbois to kill the guards and I escape without the radbois killing me.

Tarr outbreak, your slimes are gone and you are K.O'd by the outbreak you caused.

I summon honeybois to distract the guards while I escape.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:02 am

The honeyboi attracts a lot of radbois and crystalbois and they kill you.

I play Escape The Prison on my iPad and finish the game.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby InterestingKookadoba » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:16 pm

That was the first level. There are 1,550 levels.

I complete all of the 1,550 levels, beat the game, and be free and never go back to prison ever again.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:44 pm

InterestingKookadoba wrote:That was the first level. There are 1,550 levels.

I complete all of the 1,550 levels, beat the game, and be free and never go back to prison ever again.

you reach level 1549, and your battery runs out. you haven't saved since the tutorial.

I take hunter plorts to become invisible and sneak out.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:39 pm

You escape! But when it wears off, you immediately get sent back...



I use a balloon to float over the walls.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GoldenLucky99 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:51 pm

It's a red balloon.

InterestingKookadoba wrote:That was the first level. There are 1,550 levels.

I complete all of the 1,550 levels, beat the game, and be free and never go back to prison ever again.

Erm... Actually, in the real game, there's only one level. You know, escape the prison like stealing the diamond and infiltrating the airship?

I escape by what I just said: I finish the escape the prison game.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:53 pm

The game is one of a huge playlist on autoplay.

I use my E P I Q U E M E I N K R A F T H A C K I N G S K I L L Z to access the prison servers, set off the alarms as a distraction and escape by eating through the bars.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:57 pm

TheGreciansHousehold wrote:The game is one of a huge playlist on autoplay.

I use my E P I Q U E M E I N K R A F T H A C K I N G S K I L L Z to access the prison servers, set off the alarms as a distraction and escape by eating through the bars.

The bars are still made of hot, hot tungsten from the first page of the forum and your stomach burns out. I escape by using psychic powers to bend and break the bars, then force strangle the guards.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:16 pm

SupaGamaBoi wrote:The bars are still made of hot, hot tungsten from the first page of the forum and your stomach burns out. I escape by using psychic powers to bend and break the bars, then force strangle the guards.

This is a "No Fantasy" zone, the psychic powers don't work.
I say that I must go, and that my planet needs me, before dissapearing.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:58 pm

Because no fantasy zone, the guards know what you’re up to.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby QuantumTangle23 » Mon Feb 19, 2018 4:55 am

Your tool gun was confiscated.



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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:22 am

Your robot breaks and breaks you in half instead of breaking you out.

I call the Toppat Clan.
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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby GlaciumFracture » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:53 am

SupaGamaBoi wrote:Your robot breaks and breaks you in half instead of breaking you out.

I call the Toppat Clan.

they are also in prison, a seperate prison mind you, they can't help.

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Re: Escape the Prison

Postby SupaGamaBoi » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:36 am

You misspell MAXIMUM and instead you get MAXIMUN EDGE, which does nothing.
I gather a bunch of fresh water then start a Tarr outbreak, distracting the guards while I escape and protect myself with the water.
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