The Rancher's Cookbook 3: Never Use a Messy Recipe
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:24 pm
Welcome to the Rancher's Cookbook, if you haven't been around to experience the last two, here's the rules. (More like guidelines)
The point of this is to make Recipes that could be made by ranchers in the Far Far Range with local ingredients. You may add some Earth-Imported stuff, like basic ingredients. and get creative! to help, i'll add in the amazing guide made by Awesomerainbew.
Have fun, and stay wiggly,
The point of this is to make Recipes that could be made by ranchers in the Far Far Range with local ingredients. You may add some Earth-Imported stuff, like basic ingredients. and get creative! to help, i'll add in the amazing guide made by Awesomerainbew.
HappyRainbew wrote:Possible ingredients reference:
Key:
- Taste/texture
- What earthling food it is most similar to
- Popular in (made up for a lot of these don't hate plz)
~ FRUITS ~
Pogofruits:
- Taste: juicy, sweet, airy
- Most similar to: peach
- Popular in: eaten on its own!
Mint mangoes:
- Taste: minty, cool, syrupy, extremely sweet
- Most similar to: mango
- Popular in: smoothies
Cuberries:
- Taste: delicate, sweet
- Most similar to: strawberry
- Popular in: cakes and pies
Prickle Pear:
- Taste: bittersweet, spiny
- Most similar to: pear
- Popular in: Not the most popular actually, more exotic, only slimes seem to like it really
~ VEGGIES ~
Carrot:
- Taste: sweet, crunchy
- Most similar to: carrot (how did you guess?)
- Popular in: Cooked on it's own, eaten raw, in healthy smoothies
Heart beet:
- Taste: juicy, sweet, almost like a fruit
- Most similar to: beet or plum
- Popular in: Any veggie mix, sometimes cooked or in a salad
Oca oca:
- Taste: soury, plain, much better cooked with salt or another spice
- Most similar to: oca (wow I didn't expect that)
- Popular in: hashbrowns!
Odd onion:
- Taste: a little different every time
- Most similar to: onion
- Popular in: usually only on the side of something, it's risky to cook with this
Silver parsnip:
- Taste: metallic, good source of minerals and vitamins
- Most similar to: parsnip
- Popular in: as a cut up spice, very healthy
~ MEATS ~
Hen Hen:
- Taste: plump, sweet and salty
- Most similar to: chicken
- Popular in: cooked whole usually, but only for a big event
Stony Hen:
- Taste: very similar to a hen hen, more hearty and gamey
- Most similar to: chicken
- Popular in: not very popular, hen hens are usually preferred over this chicken
Briar Hen:
- Taste: again, similar to a hen hen, but more sweet and gamey
- Most similar to: Carl
- Popular in: ditto to stoney hen (I'm lazy)
Roostro:
- Taste: gamey, suprisingly different from a hen hen
- Most similar to: Rooster, duck
- Popular in: Only eaten as a delicacy, popular for a party or a feast
Fish fish:
- Taste: about as salty as I am when I fall into the slime sea (why did I write this)
- Most similar to: Fish
- Popular in: stews, soups, sometimes eaten plain
~ PLORTS ~
Puddle plort:
- Taste: watery, clear
- Most similar to: water
- Popular in: baking, also if you add about 1 cup of water to a pot of water, and put a few drops of water on top, then throw it all away and eat a puddle plort before it dissipates in your hand then it tastes good
Honey plort:
- Taste: very sweet, sugary, very addictive
- Most similar to: honey
- Popular in: Pour it on anything and it tastes awesome, but that's considered cheating with rancher cooking. Adds a nice touch on a dessert or a slice of bread
Pink plort:
- Taste: basically like eating an artificial sugar packet
- Most similar to: hard to describe it, it's more like a chemical/sugar that makes food taste better
- Popular in: sweets, candies
~ EXPERIMENTAL FOODS ~
(these haven't been completely classified as a food and are still being eaten and taste tested)
- Boom plort: when just a tiny bit is used, the food will taste much more intense, not necessarily spicier, more as some ranchers say- "explosiony"
- Meteor plort: this plort on the other hand, causes foods to become super spicy
- Mushrooms: found all over the world, particually in the moss blanket and in caves
- Wheat: none has been found growing in the overgrowth or anywhere else slimey, currently only exists on earth, is useful in many situations though
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made this just for fun, and also so people don't have to look in the slimepedia and open up the game
btw this is an awesome post, i was waiting for someone to make a post like this
Have fun, and stay wiggly,