OCEANUS REPORT 22459

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OCEANUS REPORT 22459

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Sun Sep 03, 2017 10:30 am

OCEANUS CORPORATION CENTRAL COMPUTATION UNIT
DATA LOG 67985L: Sun 3 Sept 19:22:13 2943AD
ALERT
1000+ unidentified armed spacecraft detected @ 444,595,642 Albaris Belt
At least 16,000 life forms detected: 98% are of civilized organisms, 1.8% are uncivilized and 0.2% are unidentifiable on any U.G.A (Unified Galactic Alliance) records
Automatic Response System Protocols Initiated
Protocol 13: Alerted U.G.A Extraplanetary Defense Council
Protocol 3: Send distress alert via Oceanus Extraplanetary Control Unit to all local devices
Protocol 4: Lockdown of nearby area in event of possibility of introduction of hostile entities
Protocol 3334: Oceanus Secondary Armed Fleet and 7Zee Universal Fleet mobilized and directed to board and interrogate individuals.
ALERT END
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Re: OCEANUS REPORT 22459

Postby bobschicken » Sun Sep 03, 2017 4:10 pm

OCEANUS CORP CYBER ATTACK MAINFRAME ONLINE
ACTIVATING EXONET LINK TO HOSTILE SPACECRAFT... SUCCESS
USER: Admin
PASS: Admin
LOGIN SUCCESS...
TAPPING C:\ship\os
SUCCESS
DELETING C:\ship\os\
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Re: OCEANUS REPORT 22459

Postby TheGreciansHousehold » Sun Sep 03, 2017 11:29 pm

ALERT

OCEANUS MERCHANT VESSEL Cassadia HAS BEEN BOARDED
OCEANUS MERCHANT VESSEL Varion HAS BEEN BOARDED
OCEANUS MERCHANT VESSEL Asiroth HAS BEEN BOARDED

OCEANUS ARMED MILITARY VESSEL Avero HAS BEEN BOARDED
OCEANUS ARMED MILITARY VESSEL Thyrna HAS BEEN BOARDED
OCEANUS ARMED MILITARY VESSEL Kyrna HAS BEEN BOARDED
OCEANUS ARMED MILITARY VESSEL Savyrna HAS BEEN BOARDED
OCEANUS ARMED MILITARY VESSEL Orion XII HAS BEEN BOARDED

OCEANUS TRANSPORT VESSEL Britannic HAS BEEN BOARDED
OCEANUS TRANSPORT VESSEL Titanic HAS BEEN BOARDED
OCEANUS TRANSPORT VESSEL Olympic HAS BEEN BOARDED


URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED
SUBMITTING OCEANUS ALERT TO U.G.A CENTRAL CONTROL UNIT: EMERGENCY CONTROL VESSELS ESTIMATED TO ARRIVE IN AT MOST three MINUTES

ALL NEARBY UNARMED VESSELS ARE TO IMMEADIATELY DIVERT FROM THE DANGER ZONE
ALL NEARBY ARMED VESSELS ARE TO ASSIST IF POSSIBLE
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Re: OCEANUS REPORT 22459

Postby bobschicken » Mon Sep 04, 2017 5:44 am

OCEANUS ROBOTICS TERMINAL

PLEASE LOGIN

USER: nbawx

PASS: Spessman36

LOGIN SUCSSESS

activate unit phazon

PLEASE ENTER ACTIVATION PIN

495241

UNIT PHAZON ACTIVATED

logout

LOGOUT SUCCESSFUL HAVE A SAFE DAY
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Re: OCEANUS REPORT 22459

Postby ArannRules » Mon Sep 04, 2017 5:47 am

has science gone too far far range?
*clears throat* The Emoji Movie was an inside job..



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Re: OCEANUS REPORT 22459

Postby CrazeePi » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:59 am

Ok then.
Remember, don't shoot food, unless you shoot food at slimes.

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Re: OCEANUS REPORT 22459

Postby tyrantlemon55 » Mon Sep 04, 2017 11:27 am

B O A T S A R E C O O L
W H Y A R E M Y L E T T E R S S P A C E D O U T
Can't get fired if you don't have a job.
ROLL SAFE
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